Sorry-but-im-slightly-illiterate - We’re All Clueless

Bro is out here trying to avoid anything that will make me comfortable by accident. Do you know how hard it is to tell someone that they are hurting your feelings/making you uncomfortable when they’re doing it by accident and no matter how many times you correct them they’re like well I did it by accident. 

I do not consent to anyone I know lurking on this account 

My roommate fucking sucks

Pickle, smooth honey peanut butter, and a couple doritos dynamite

i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers

Capping out my likes on Hinge and then saying yes get me out of this hell hole

Now imagine if she was wearing a propeller hat 

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.