[ This post uses Ois~su ♪ ]
Rei: Umu. I did some research regarding it, and I found that no one in RhythmLink requested that we take part in the experiment.
Koga: Huh? W-whaddya mean!?
Rei: I asked and it seems that it was a machine we spoke with. No real person knows about the experiment— that is the story they are sticking with.
It is unusual for myself to put on a serious face, but this time I feigned total ignorance…
It was rather bold of me, to tell a lie.
Kaoru: Yup. The higher ups thought we were behaving recklessly and were all up in arms about it.
Adonis: Umu. We were flooded with messages asking what HELLSING was.
Koga: I-I’m startin’ to feel kinda scared…
Guess I’m speakin’ with hindsight but we was probably too hasty ‘bout gettin’ involved with a questionable experiment.
Rei: So it seems… We realised we were losing popularity and tried to regain as much control as we could as quickly as we could.
And it all snowballed from there. In reality, I am as much of a fool as I thought I was— I must reflect on this.
Kaoru: You can reflect later, but first we need to focus on the problem at hand.
Rei 2: Eh? Where’s the problem?
Ain’t this turnin’ into a good thing for you guys?
Kaoru: Okay? Fake Rei-kun, can you shut it? We’re having an important conversation right now, alright?
Rei 2: Haha, someone’s in a bad mood~! If your lack of sleep is gettin’ to ya, why dontcha sleep with me, Kaoru-cha~n ♪
Kaoru: Wa, nononono….You’re just being creepy and gross now. Adonis-kun, you deal with him.
Adonis: I’d rather not either. Please don’t pass him to me.
…Despite his appearance, the fake Sakuma-senpai is nothing like him.
As things are now, fake me probably has a different personality too.
Adonis 2: ...
Rei 2: Our recall ain’t perfect yet, ‘n we still got a long way t’go. But hey, we’re still collectin’ data from you as we speak—
Sooner or later, we’re gonna be so similar to you that even your parents won’t be able t’tell the difference.
Adonis: Is that your purpose?
Rei 2: You oughta be usin’ keigo, kohai. Even though we’re brand new, you still gotta pay respect to us.
Rei: I actually feel rather lonely when someone speaks to me in keigo. It's distant.
Rei 2: You’ve gotten soft, real me.
Well whatever. Becomin’ ‘real’ is instinct, but not our purpose.
We don’t have a sense of purpose.
Like I said earlier, we’re machines, wooden dolls, puppets. We ain’t got a heart, jus’ programmin’.
To feel, to think, to desire—
And dreamin’ too, is an annoyin’ flaw unique to you humans.
Rei: I believe that is what makes humans so fantastic.
We should move on. Questioning these fakes is not worth our time. Let us leave these machines behind and begin exploring the inside of the facilities.
Though it seems they have already disposed of any evidence, perhaps we can locate some documents here and there. Then we can discover why this has taken place.
And before you ask, I have already reported what we know so far to ES and the RhythmLink higher ups, and have been given permission to search the facilities.
Adonis: As always, Sakuma-senpai is fast at covering all his bases.
Rei: That’s one of my strong points. Of course, we are far from experts, and I don’t expect to find much–
But what else can we do in this moment?
Rei 2: Whilst you’re doin’ that, we’ll carry on with idol activities in your place.
Koga: Haa? Get over yourselves, you ain’t real.
The fans are confused ‘cos of you. They don’t wanna see fakes that only look like us from the outside, you bastards.
Rei 2: Confused? But from what I saw, there were a lot of really happy fans?
It’s pretty funny once you realise but–
When fans saw what HELLSING was up to, they was so happy, cryin’ too, goin’ “The real UNDEAD are back!”
Can you guys even afford a detour by checkin’ out the facility?
Whilst you’re worryin’ ‘bout things that don’t matter, we’re replacin’ you ♪
Koga: ...
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Chapter 2
People don't like to admit it bcs cringe or w/e but Homestuck really did revolutionize the webcomic as a storytelling medium and I am endlessly frustrated that before webcomic artists could really stretch our legs fucking webtoonz swooped in, set a new, more restrictive standard, and then monetized and monopolized the ever living fuck out of the concept of The Webcomic until it drove away anyone who couldn't be a professional quality manga artist for free, and now the only webcomics that actually feel like spiritual successors to Homestuck are so obscure they're basically cult classics that you have to beg people to read.
Like it's just so wild to be in high school and see Homestuck be like "we're using like fifteen different artistic mediums to tell this story bcs we can" and be really fucking inspired by that, only to grow up and see basically every webcomic ever have to conform to One Single Standard or fucking perish.
theres literally nothing i want more than rei and adonis lore, it would be an absolute dream come true. why is adonis' family tied to a random japanese vampire cult? why did rei study overseas under adonis' father? what was it like for adonis to have travelled between his home country and japan throughout his youth, ferried around like a coddled child? what versions of rei has adonis seen? what versions of rei does adonis know? did adonis see a side of rei outside of his "comfort zone"? (not as a gifted child in a cemetery or a singer in an underground concert venue, surrounded by his followers, but a boy alone in a foreign country?) is that why adonis has such a nuanced view of orerei/wagarei, viewing them all as manifestations of the same person and acknowledging that to reject one identity as "fake" and the other as "real" is to reject part of rei? will we explore the parallels between adonis and rei, their self-sacrificing natures, their debilitating self-hatred, their duty to help those in need, their endless love? two people who've seen war and the worst of humanity, and yet can't help but love humans nonetheless?
and most importantly DID ADONIS CALL REI "REI" WHEN THEY WERE KIDS
What if we get more rei and adonis lore
thanks for the question! the answer is. i would dissolve into stardust!
happy birthday my sweet prince 💗
alt ver under the cut
completely enamoured with this thread
enstars text posts but it’s just adonis and undead (pt. 1)
When rei sings "this love song between a human and a monster" adonis stands behind him and mimes the arms of a monster with claws on "monster" (and kaoru and koga do this super cute show-off move)
The camera angles make it hard to tell, but they do some interesting blocking in general during lines about a monster where one (or more) members will stand behind the other with arms outstretched. i think it's supposed to make the member in front look like they have more than 2 arms
Drum kit on stage has a skull and roses (wow, i wonder who picked that one out)
On the line "[every smile of yours] is like a stake piercing my fickle heart" they mime pulling out something from their heart instead of stabbing something in
more undead character lighting!
koga prom pic hover hand
the heart on the mannequin matches the heart on the jacket! this one's pretty obvious i just really love the way adonis looks in this screenshot
This ending pose is unique in that adonis and koga are in the middle -- usually rei and kaoru (or at the very least rei) take center stage. the exceptions are the event songs, but in these cases the two center positions at the end have always been the 5* and 4* characters. considering that rei is the 4* in this event, not koga, i think it's really sweet that the senpais gave the underclassmen a chance to shine! it feels like undead is on more equal footing in !!!-era ❤️
have any of you tried ensemble training yet?
Yuzuru: He's been training a lot, such a wonderful app, isn't it?
Came Back Wrong from the gocey store
Why does basil smell so fucking amazing
milk | 22 | she/he | adonis liker and polyundead connoisseur | talk to me about adonis and undead im like a pressure cooker of brainrot | trying to write :)
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