Playing Superior Music For Friends

best of “she wears short skirts”

I just snorted so hard in the middle of a restaurant

When Stan Lee dies, all the Marvel movie characters should mention they have funerals to attend for their postman/doorman/friend/stripclub DJ and then be very confused when they all show up at the same one.

Gotta say

Yeah the civil war trailer was pretty angst filled, with the team splitting and otps dying and being born, but the only thing that made me actually react was Rhodey. What happened? Is he okay? Will my summer sun cinnamon roll be ok? These are questions I need answered.

right hand man

Aaron Burr: I'd like to apply for the position. Can I give you my phone number?

George Washington: *visibly texting* I don't have a phone.

Society: Blue is for boys! Pink is for Girls! Me: 

And if everyone could look to their left,

They'll see the Marvel fandom in a complete emotional breakdown.

AJJDKFKLVLXJH LMAO

You go girl!

A lonely barista looks out. People pass by the foggy window when they see it. A single flake falling from the night sky. They gasp, throat closing up. They drag their feet over the specials board, despair crawling up their throat as they erase Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Pumpkin has come to an end. Peppermint has risen. The old king is dead, long live the king.