AJJDKFKLVLXJH LMAO

honestly, imagine your otp

right hand man

Aaron Burr: I'd like to apply for the position. Can I give you my phone number?

George Washington: *visibly texting* I don't have a phone.

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

The only thing worse than puns are knock knock jokes. The second someone says "knock knock" everyone in the room prepares for disappointment.

I just snorted so hard in the middle of a restaurant

I'm so proud of myself.

It only took me 20 minutes and a Google search to figure out how to post on mobile

could be gayer

a review (via hauntter)

Looked up rad air jumps expecting to see the best. All I saw was deceit.

I’ve always thought that the title of “So You Think You Can Dance” was sinister af. Added an Evil German accent. Can’t stop laughing.

Angst and potato chips

Two great tastes that taste great together!