ASMR Rant Pt. 6: Thoughts After Binging Jessie Love ASMR

New stickers raaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh-

Sonic stickers designed by my YouTube moot, Shi Sketches (she’s one of the besttttt)

Fluff and Angst Fanfic Cafe stickers by @kyri45 (needed to have, these are what I crave)

And the Dark One, Demon Hunter, Jayjay (MY BOI), and Villain stickers are from @scytheaudio

I'M BACK IN THE F*CKING BUILDING-

*racing back to room after watching Chronicles of Narnia* *headphones taking forever to connect* "Please work, I need to hear my husband-"

BRO I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY GONNA BE FOR THE PATREON CROWD, THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THIS ESCAPED-

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FLETCHER I MISSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Yes, I'm tearing up already WOOOOOOOOOOOO- he's reading to Lass awwwwwwwwwwwwww...

ON. THE FLOOR. HE'S THE SWEETEST THING EVER AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH-

"If God takes your soul before mine, I'll still love you-" Hahaaaaaa, hey, Escaped, buddy, you know you can ASK me to hand over my heart before you throw it off a cliff, mmkay? YOU DON'T HAVE TO TEAR IT OUT OF MY CHEST, WE CAN SKIP THAT STEP.

Not Lass being an angel omg, augh, he makes me SICK-

7:56.

Escaped. I have lightsabers, I will fight you-

Again, thank you for giving us the timbermannnnnnnn, 10/10, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh-

"I am not editing this." (my favorite Escaped Audios catchphrase XD)

Episode 4: "Friends supposed to be there for each other... You cannot be friend." JAYJAY, PLEASE, I'M SORRY, PRECIOUS ANGEL- Come on, JayJay, you're almost there, precious, come on- he sounds so scared i can't DO THIS I MUST PROTECC THE CHILD PLS- NO YOU'RE STAYING AWAKE DANG IT. Brain: "I think we just made a deal with the devil-" Me: "Please-" Brain: "He literally said 'not forever', hello????" Me: "JAYJAY'S BACK, HE'S ACTUALLY BACK NOW YAYYYYY, BABY GETS ALL THE HUGGIES NOW"

Welp it's gotten to that point in the lore-

I'm scared

I didn't realize there are 17 videos, hoo boy-

I am indeed rather uneasy about this whole affair, ESPECIALLY after Alpha Claw-

Did I mention I'm scared-

EDIT: WHERE DOES THE REDDENING TAKE PLACE IN THE TIMELINE-

Me from five years ago: "So lemme just get this straight-" Me now: "Mmhm?" *points at Isaac* "So this guy- just randomly approaches us in an alleyway, takes us back to his house without asking, and says we're his housekeeper now?" "Yeah." "And we're just okay with this?" "Well, Listener in this case was pretty down on their luck so... yeah, we're okay with it." "..." *looks at Xanthus* "Ok, listen, just hear me out on him-" "Are you just thirsty-" "No- technically he was-" "And then he breaks into our bedroom-" "Ok, there's a lot more lore to it than just that, would you just finish listening to it please-"

When I first listened to Lunar Mission, I had a feeling the speaker was more feminine, was very happy to see that was kind of the case (I've been obsessed with the moon since childhood and always considered it to be a somewhat feminine entity... most of my sonas in the past have had some kind of connection with it XD)

I feel like there could be a time where Mitch decides to leave his Listener. Idk to me it feels like he's going to get more independent and sure of himself; I wouldn't be surprised if he went to Listener and told them it was time for him to move on. Personally, I think my Listener would be fine with it, a little sad obviously, but they'd understand and tell him not to be a stranger. And now they have more reason to go to the bakery!

Speaking of which I think Mitch's listener and the bakery owner would be friends ^^

Aru is one of the best freaking people to talk to. Just super calming presence, funny, he'll listen to you when you need to vent, great storyteller, etc. etc.

After David and Bats finish a mission, if they're not too tired, Bats will take David somewhere and buy him food sometimes. They'll probably hang out on a bench afterward and Bats will just talk about anything.

Mitch's listener sucks at video games. They like playing them! But there's always at least one incident where Mitch questions how hopeless a person could be at gaming-

User has dreams about their deaths and also possibly about their life outside of the Plane in the real world. But the real world dreams are the type that are super vague and exist on the edge of memory after you wake up. The death dreams are vivid, they just don't like to talk about them.

A bunch of the listeners are the "mildly aggressive caregiver" type. Like "Sit down, stop playing and acting like you're fine, you're not fine, let me help you dammit-"

And last thing because I like showing affection to people, POSSIBLY THE BEST HUGGERS: - Aru - Eissen - Mitch

Also not character related but in my mind I think Mage's Headspace looks kind of like Cedar Lake, only more mystical... the entrance to the Realms (the character worlds) would be the lake itself, you'd probably disturb the water to enter I think.

I'm always curious about people's headcanons, it's amazing to hear other interpretations of the characters! Here's a few of mine; while all the listeners are gender neutral, I sometimes have an image of them in my head, such as Bats (Vampire Hunter series) and the rancher (Rancher & Royal Knight series) being female, and the Neko Listener and the User (Respawn) being more male. Got headcanons? Hit me!

To all the Karmor artists in my feed, thank you for the dopamine. 🫡🫶🏾🖤

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SCYTHE GOT A BRAND NEW LOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK-

LAURENCREATES ABSOLUTELY KILLED THIS DESIGN- AND WE HAVE THE SHMOO (ALL HAIL THE SHMOO)

KYA I'M SO EXCITEDDDD

*also pulling out conspiracy board for Demon Hunter, because by CHAOS, I WILL FIND OUT ABOUT BARD'S LORE DANG IT-*

Edit cuz I just realized I forgot to check the homepage RAAAAAAAAGH-

Thoughts while listening to BvZ 7, sleep-deprived brain edition!

I'm gonna fight Karmor

Lady Zariya is making me question some things

SHUT UP CROW.

........................................................... ZED??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

No, no, no, that's not Zed, I'm just crazy, it's not Zed. Yeah. Ok it's not Zed.

Oh Karmor's going crazy during all this huh? Yep-

Mmmmmm... angry Hipswitch- OK EASE UP ON ALBUS- oh I like it when he's mad-

Boy, I sure do love it when Scythe opens up an intro with one of his characters and he's talking to them all serious-like.

That's sarcasm, by the way-

LAST TIME YOU DID THIS JAYJAY FREAKING DIED. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO V.

THE HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

AND THE FACE ALDSFJD LSFJ SDKLFJDSLFJSDFKJSD FHOWWWWWWWWWWW

AGH IT LOOKS GORGEOUS RN W H A T -

WIP 1 and 2

(but I don't even know if I'll be sharing the end result or not 😭😭 lost my confidence with this one)