Chapter 7

Happy New Year to the Crumpets, the Noris, the Gremlins, the Escapees (it seems like the most logical name, correct me if I'm wrong-), the Winions/Epic crewmates, the Sonic fandom/fellow Shadow fangirls, my fellow yarnivores-

I truly wish you all the best in 2025. I know this year is gonna present new challenges to a lot of us, but I hope y'all find the strength, the allies, and the determination to power through any obstacles.

I hope you guys get to experience some new and amazing things this year, I hope you all stay healthy and safe, and I hope you guys manage to accomplish a few goals on your list (I believe in you-).

Best of life, luck, and health!

-🖤🐈‍⬛

HELP ME, I'M RELISTENING TO THE TEMPTATIONS OF SATAN AND I FREAKING CANNOTTTTTTTTTT-

"Jaffa Cakes go from mine lips straight to mine hips. Well, thank you I appreciate thine kind words, thou don't look half-bad thyself if thee don't mind mine saying. That's a mouthful. Boom one take-"

Nora hit 150k!!!! 🤍🍙

I need to make a game

Passages from audios that have stuck with me, pt 3.

Escaped Audios

"So what? Maybe I do see the world in black and white. But when you've lived in darkness your whole life, black and white is all that you see." (Matador Gothic Part 3)

"I met a girl, Dad. I met a girl and she's so fucking beautiful. I met a girl and I wish I knew what to tell her. It's a long, long, crazy story but... I just need to know. Why aren't you here, Dad? Weren't you supposed to teach me to be a man? Why did you have to die, Dad? I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what to tell her- [...] I wish you would talk back to me for once. Maybe you would know what to do." (Matador Gothic Part 3)

"Perhaps it is difficult to see the light when you are its source [...] When you are the light, you see only the shadows you cast." (Der Wolfsjäger Chapter Five: Valley of Death)

"Were it my eyes that were taken, I'd never forget your face. Not in a thousand years." (Blue Infinity Part Six)

"I hate the way that you have infinite potential and yet you sit here, looking at your screen, talking to a robotic imitation of a man. You could have everything I want, EVERYTHING! But here you sit, in your pathetic box of an apartment, eating disgusting manufactured food, working your meaningless little job, keeping your head down, never looking at other people, never touching them, never taking down the smallest of challenges, avoiding even the briefest moments of human connection." (ROM3O: Your AI Boyfriend Finally Gets a Body)

"Oh... it's simple. I'll be back even if you kill me. I'll be back because when you wake up from this dream, you will still hate yourself just as much as you always have. I'll come back because your lonely, pathetic life won't change. You'll never change. You can't change." (The Silence: Lucid Dreaming with Your Dream Boy)

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This week in ASMR, GBA Fandom edition:

GBA opens his asks again!

Anons be wildin'

Theories, theories everywhere-

It is confirmed that Mahatma has a crush on Hipswitch (great, now I have potentially THREE people to fight over that robot-)

Karmor is confirmed to be the candy knight!!! oR iS hE?? (are y'all doing okay-)

mainly just been sitting here and watching the chaos go down... seriously, y'all doing okay over there, this q&a is hilarious-

Gentle, eh?! Be gentle!

*thinking the Villain series was going to be my favorite* *having the hardest time drawing Cheeky and V* *clicking on the War of Witches* *finds out I can be a freaking demon cat which fits my sona perfectly*

V, I love ya, you're hilarious, but Imma be chilling with Creed for a bit... also I like being called floofster.

Bonus dooble: me after finding out Scythe is also a Shadow the Hedgehog fan-

I think War of the Witches is my favorite Scythe series so far... but it's also been a really good distraction from my jaw aching (wisdom teeth being yanked out is not fun).

Also, Cole. My guy. Tongue is great, don't get me wrong, it's freaking delicious... but do we need to carry it around on a string...?

CREED MY BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

-🖤🐈‍⬛

Shadow fit I crocheted for the movie

IT'S THE SAME ENTITY I'M TELLING YOU- *she yowls before she's shoved into a carrier and taken to the pound*

Favorite moments from playing Smash Bros. with my bestie:

Always happens, both of us struggling to set up the Switch for two-player mode (neither of us have one, but campus has a game room)

"PK FIRE! PK FIRE! PK FIRE-" "CAN YOU JUST LET ME WIN ONE TIME-"

Her summoning the eldritch Pokemon gods to strike me down

One of our main goals is to get the Shadow the Hedgehog assist trophy because he's my boi

Me immediately falling off the stage once we DO get Shadow because I'm too busy fangirling

Both us screaming happily because one of us got Alucard or Waluigi

Me struggling to figure out how to use Madam Butterfly while playing as Bayonetta

Finally figuring it out- "WHOAAAAAAA-" "QUICK DO IT AGAIN-" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID, BEE-"

Both of us screaming in terror as one of us got The Moon as an assist trophy (I HATE that thing.)