Chapter 5: That Transformation Did Not Sound Pleasant... Please Be Ok, Fletcherrrrr... ALSKDJFLSDKFJ

Frank the Skeleton Best Moments

Clips all belong to Good Boy Audios from his Magic of the Heart audio series (GO WATCH IT RN IF YOU HAVEN'T GO ALSO SPOILERS ARE IN HERE), Frank voiced by SyntheticCharmVA (THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE IN BRINGING BEST BOI TO LIFE-), idea suggested by @monowritestoomuch (cuz moot chaos is the best chaos-)

AND JUSTICE FOR FRANK I MISS MY SKELLY BOI.

I'd like to apologize to all the Crumpets-

I did not completely understand the heartbreak behind the Alex audio series, but after Episodes 4 and 5 (ESPECIALLY 5-) I get it now-

But also I'm over here like, "Omg the freaking TEA-"

I had no poker face listening to this, my expression was literally:

I am not the listener, I'm the neighbor in the next apartment eavesdropping on the arguments-

OMG THE ENDING WAS GOOD THO-

Kyaaaaaaaaaa, congrats lovely!!!

*leans back in office chair* *rubs hand over face* "There is a very... very good reason... for why I didn't accept that night shift at that pizzeria.

"An extremely good reason." "Whatcha doin-" "DAMMIT SEBASTIAN JUST LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE-"

Episode 2.5: "HE'S MY FREAKING CHILD, MY POOR TRAUMATIZED LITTLE ANGEL NOOOOOOOOOOOO-" *is listening in abject horror to the completely innocent description-*

Welp it's gotten to that point in the lore-

I'm scared

I didn't realize there are 17 videos, hoo boy-

I am indeed rather uneasy about this whole affair, ESPECIALLY after Alpha Claw-

Did I mention I'm scared-

EDIT: WHERE DOES THE REDDENING TAKE PLACE IN THE TIMELINE-

THANKS BAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🖤❤️🤍

Shadow fit I crocheted for the movie

*finally wrapping up Obi's channel with Gator Boys*

"Ok let's see why everyone likes this-"

*5 minutes later is on the floor with +50 critical damage from how cute Bodie is*

Episode 2 edit: OK THEY ARE REALLY CUTE AUUUUGHHHHHHH

... no thoughts + just vibes + procrastinating on assignments-

Hey moots, give me a lil customized star. Or anything that looks like a star. Or not even a star at all. You decide.

:D

Early crochet harvest of Valentine's goods...

I'M BACK IN THE F*CKING BUILDING-

*racing back to room after watching Chronicles of Narnia* *headphones taking forever to connect* "Please work, I need to hear my husband-"

BRO I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY GONNA BE FOR THE PATREON CROWD, THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THIS ESCAPED-

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FLETCHER I MISSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Yes, I'm tearing up already WOOOOOOOOOOOO- he's reading to Lass awwwwwwwwwwwwww...

ON. THE FLOOR. HE'S THE SWEETEST THING EVER AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH-

"If God takes your soul before mine, I'll still love you-" Hahaaaaaa, hey, Escaped, buddy, you know you can ASK me to hand over my heart before you throw it off a cliff, mmkay? YOU DON'T HAVE TO TEAR IT OUT OF MY CHEST, WE CAN SKIP THAT STEP.

Not Lass being an angel omg, augh, he makes me SICK-

7:56.

Escaped. I have lightsabers, I will fight you-

Again, thank you for giving us the timbermannnnnnnn, 10/10, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh-

"I am not editing this." (my favorite Escaped Audios catchphrase XD)