Chapter 4:

Soooo... bestie found out about the upcoming Darth Maul series and told me-

The return of my fictional red flag of an ex-

OG base by @shyranno, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS, IT'S A BLESSING TO THE MAUL FANS-

This was NOT the weekend doodle I was intending to make, THE ACTUAL ONE IS COMING-

I have come to the conclusion that I am just a cat trapped in human skin:

I like head scratches and ear rubs

I meow. Like a lot. Also random screeching, that is an almost daily occurrence-

I do crawl on all fours often (I need to quit cuz my knee is fricked up enough smh)

I stretch like a cat

I'm obsessed with yarn

IN CASE ANYONE NEEDS IT-

*happy cat screeching outside the window*

OMG WAIT WE NEED TO PLAY BINGO GUYS OMG ALDKJFLAJFLJSADF

The Moots

POV: me and @souvlia spawn in Serulla (I'm there to stop Saz from jumping the Earis)

Hope you like it, Saz, sorry if I messed up any details!

(also curly hair supremacy let's gooooooo-)

*spawns in the Void* *rummages through the archives*

"What do you think you're doing-" "I need to get caught up again okay-"

Also just a reminder of these audios.

THERE’S BEEN SO MUCH FLUFFFFFFFFFFF- THE ANGST IS GONNA COME DOWN HARD-

*HAS YEETED STUDYING OUT THE WINDOW-*

When the angst king makes fluff, awwwwwwwwwww XD

... Um-

*rubs back of neck*

Yeah hun, definitely on a date... for sure... so um, sketch anything interesting lately-

Ok, ok, so I told my bestie about Gator Boys because the audio fixation is real and it's something I keep bringing up in chat- anyway I sent it to her and she's WATCHING it and I'm really hoping she likes it- also she's a HUGE animal nerd and she asked if I think the boys can bellow like actual gators (I said yes, I think they would-)

Your Honor I love them, I adore them, I will protecc them and give them the world-

The babies sleeping

Also this was an excuse to ramble about Del’s sleeping habits so here goes:

They’ve had a lot of trouble sleeping ever since their mom and younger brother died. We’re talking nightmares, insomnia, lots of not so fun stuff.

However, sleeping near / in the same room as someone helps a lot ! Lightens the stress of being alone in the dark for long periods of time. So once they start living at Bodie’s things get a lot better thanks to the boys !

Now.

You’d think it would be the same with Milo.

It is not.

They don’t necessarily have trouble sleeping around him, but they become extremely aware of their surroundings when he is asleep.

Most of it stems from losing their little brother so young, and they’re scared of Milo disappearing the same way without them being awake to protect him. Which results in them becoming an extremely light sleeper and waking up at the slightest noise.

It gets better with time but it’s a little rough for a while. If Milo sleeps in Del’s bed they’re always curled up around him, holding him with one arm and often letting him use their other arm as a pillow.

If a noise wakes them up they’ll curl up around him even more in a protective way.

Not that Milo minds tho, he’s a cuddle fiend ! He also sleeps like a rock

Episode 2: My guy loves pie, respect...

Yayyyyyy, I get to meet the kid!!!!

He's👏🏾such👏🏾a👏🏾geek👏🏾

Ok we were on the same train of thought with the peach cobbler ngl-

Wait he has a prosthetic! Interestinggggggggggggg

What's going on. Who's here-

STOP ASKING QUESTIONS AND GET DOWN YOU IDIOT-

Well, this is how we lose our chances with him...

*two hours later* I was helping make soup where was I-

Jeez- Ok I'm cooler than I thought- JEEZ-

WE ARE SO TRAUMATIZING THIS MAN-

Gosh darn itttttttttttttttttttt... can Rose get me out?

Oh I'm screwed, huh. Ooh but Williams sounds kinda fine...

Wait... dang it, am I gonna have to relocate? Ugh I need to talk to Ivan...

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Ivan... YAY HE HUGGED US- WOO-

Yeah hun there's a lot that you should know- nooooooooooo I was not a desk clerk......... mmmmmmmmmm no I don't think I'll be safe- aw- PLEASE SAY I GET TO MARRY IVAN-

OH MY GOSH THE KID'S HERE- yep there goes my heart.

Oh this is gonna be awkward... hi ma'am...

DANG IT I LIKE IVAN THO- yes it's probably a good idea so he's safe but AUGH

No no I completely get it ma'am, honest, it's really bad-

Raven: *deadpan face*

Me irl: *furiously nodding, agreeing with everything Michelle is saying*

HOLD UP, WE ARE NOT FANTASIZING RIGHT- OR IS IT A DREAM- it's a dream YEP IT'S A DREAM- oh the TRAUMA in this series

Ok we're leaving, this is gonna suck but it's for the best.

Ivan please don't make this harder- dammit- PLEASE IVAN I LIKE YOU TOO MAN COME ON-

K we're gonna meet back up again or I will riot.

No I'm not okayyyyyyyyy... in more ways than one, I messed up my project.

FRICK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE STAYING WOOOOOOOOOOOO

OPEN UP IVAN- YES IT WAS FOR YOU

*screeching internally, kicking feet, throwing squishmallow against the wall* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Episode 3:

These doggone pagers man...

Hey, ngl, it'd be funny if Harrison tried to take us out.

Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- why'd you say it in that tone tho-

GREAT NEWS I'VE FIXED THE PROJECT- aagh I love him so much-

What does Luke want... he sounds nervous?... oh great what happened.

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRO, ANYTIME THEY WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON IT'S BAD COME ON. WHAT NOW.

I take back my earlier statement, this man is NOT red flag-simping material.

We are NOT bringing Ivan. WE ARE NOT BRINGING IVAN.

RAVEN, GIRL, I KNOW I'M TECHNICALLY YOU, BUT I DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS.

Can we please listen to Ivan- I don't like this situation- this frick is gonna double-cross us-

(I feel like Michelle had the better lawyer in the divorce lol-)

There's that freaking crow again. YEP. HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO.

Too bad we don't have regenerative powers like a certain someone hahahahaaaaaaa *piercing sobs*

FIGHTTTTTTT

DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOT THE HELMET-

OMGGGGGGGGGGG. OH THIS IS BRUTAL.

Ivan don't scare me like that again.

I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW HE WAS A SLEAZEBALL-

HI CROW, I TRIED TO TELL HER- STOP PLAYING OUR SONG.

Wench, I know you did not threaten Paloma-

GET HIM IVAN- YES BAEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

K now we just gotta fix the bleeding out problem over here... no. ESCAPED NO. TELL ME SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT.

I SWEAR IF SHE DOESN'T MAKE IT-

TELL ME SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT-

OH THANK GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THANK YOU BABY JESUS AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Listen, I was about to cry and I would've had to throw hands. HI IVANNNNNNNNNNNN

*pounds fist against table* We must protecc the child she is too precious-

Awwwwwwww ok happy tears happy tears this time yayyyyyyyyyyyy

THAT ENDING WAS SO GOOD OMGGGGGGGGGGG OK I LOVED THIS ONE TOO, THE NEON SERIES WAS GREAT

*sits down with lunch* "It has been a long time since you have seen me, has it not?" *angrily muttering into bowl*

Episode 1:

Yeah, yeah, it's about me...

Oh frick, am I in therapy- I'M IN THERAPY WOO

K question, will I be taking care of Baby Vengeance in here?

Yeah that checks out, I'd probably feel better about this if I'd died in his stead.

What kinda dream is this???

"Strangers to lovers", who the heck is the stranger gonna be... this is gonna be tough.

CROW OR RAVEN CAWING????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG-

no i'm not gonna cry i refuse to cry over this.

Ok wait wait I don't wanna space out while I'm driving, WAKE UP- oh damn ok I'm sorry ma'am, just my traumatic flashback speaking-

Aaaaaaaand there's our stranger... AH KITTY BUBBA!!!

Oh he's a father... and a nerd, let's go- OH HE'S A SINGLE DAD, GREAT-

Omg he's such a nerd aughhhhhhhhhhh 🙌🏾

Oh there goes my heart, here we freaking go.

"I hope it wasn't awkward standing there while I was talking on the phone-"

me: *actually wheezes*

my brother: "what's so funny-"

"NOTHING-"

I don't like how cute I'm finding him. This is not good.

HELPPPPPPPPPPPP HE'S REALLY CUTE AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

Aw man, put the telenovela back on!

I did not make a pie for this man... oh my God I am so dead. Oh I'm gonna be wrecked.

*pauses the video* *walks away from laptop* "WHY AM I SMILING SO HARD OVER THIS GUY NO-"

And there's the crow... frick this is what our dream is about huh

OMG IT IS, THIS IS WHAT THE DREAM IS ABOUT- OH FRICK.

Ok so this crow dropped Ivan's birdfeeder into our backyard, therefore it's the spirit of Crow trying to hook us up with someone- I KNEW IT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(yeah I know this stuff is probably obvious to everyone, biochem wrecked my brain process ok)

YEAH HE'S REALLY CUTE, CROW, HELP ME-

Oop- no no, finish that statement sir >:3

NOT THE SOUNDTRACK HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please let this be a movie someday, I have so many favorite series that I need to be a movie/TV series...

K so I did another thing-

(Yes, I have a crochet hit list out on my fandoms, don't ask)

Raven inspired by the Neon duology...

With glow-in-the-dark yarn wings-

Original pattern by WoolayMo on Etsy

Inspired by @escapedaudios

This took way too freaking long to make hahaaaaa...

Also learned the hard way not to use just my fingers when taking out safety eyes or shaping wire- split three of my nails down to the bed, so that was fun.

Very chonky raven, but I like it. The yarn is really pretty too.

Was planning to find a good 80s/90s song for the short I want to make with it, but for some reason decided on using "Feel It Still" by Portugal the Man instead (cuz that makes total sense???). Had that on loop while working on this.