The 3.5mm Headphone Jack Was The Wound Through Which Light Entered Your Phone It Was A Little Cave For

BLASTING THIS TO THE 3 PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!

genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

AVATRICE FOR THE WIN

Top Femslash Ships Bracket - Quarterfinals

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Things that leveled me up as a Dyke Pt. 2

When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in

When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her

When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted "I KNEW IT"

When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife's closet.

At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn't get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it's not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.

When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.

When my wife's grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle

When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife's coworker and she asked how long we'd been together. The answer was that morning. We'd been going steady for about an hour.

When I taught my wife how to waltz

whisper whisper mutter mutter beatrice's search history in the angel au

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USING THIS AS MY MOTIVATION!!

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

haha what do you mean i’ve been gone for months no totally not

BUTTT inconsistent posting habits aside here’s an update that you didn’t ask for

so i’ll talk quickly about some life stuff and explaining all my delays, and then i’ll separately post about the rest of my fics and a snippet of an upcoming oneshot. essentially the reason why i slowed down was because during my midterms (and i’ve probably told you guys this already) but since i took off time to study, i got thrown off my momentum and it’s been hard to get inspiration and write after that. However, thanks to my two creative writing assignments (which i wrote fanfics for lolol) i had something to post. now, i’ve got a bunch of ideas i can write (which is great) but i still have to suffer through the rest of this week because i’ve got finals (not great). after i finish school in a week or so, i’ll have more time, but i will be in japan and hong kong, so i don’t know if i’ll still have tons of time. you bet, however, that it will give me HELLA inspiration. but yeah, sorry to suffer you all through a paragraph of absolutely nothing.

OH MY GOD WHERE ARE THESE PICTURES FROM??

This story wouldn’t let me live my life so I guess it had to be done.

The one where they’re too busy singing love songs to each other to realise they’ve fallen in love.

There’s a playlist and mood-board links on AO3 somewhere. I’m tired now and will sleep.

PRAYING TO THAT ONE AVATRICE VOTER I AM READY TO LEAVE CRACKERS IN A SUMMONING CIRCLE PLEASE COME IN CLUTCH

Top Femslash Ships Bracket - FINALS