Trying To Prove A Point To The Boys At School

Don’t worry Bro , Black Tumblr got you and your Sister.✊🏿

Can we find her a donor please ✊🏿🙏🏿

My...my mom just accused trans people and scientists of starting the Corona virus.

:/

Is it just me or does anybody else have so many ideas for fanfics but has no idea where to start? ahhhhhhhhhhhh or you have good ideas but you don’t know how to build up to it AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

the way that straight men talk about their attraction to women’s bodies is so dull and colourless compared to the ways I’ve seen queer women talk about women’s bodies

like we out here talking bout

razor sharp jawlines like the kind you could fuckin cut yourself on hoo baby

those biceps like gimme that dumb jock energy, that “I can carry you from the doorway to the bed in one go easy” energy christ

muscular bACKS HOLY SHIT OOOO LORDY LORD

hands. just have you ever heard a gay woman talk about hands? like fuckin hell I’ve seen people go nuts over Katie McGrath’s wrists that’s the level we’re at here

hair!!!! long, short, loose, styled!!!!! that specific moment when someone goes to tie their hair back into like a messy bun or a half pony and they hold the elastic band in their mouth and pull their hair back in their hands THATS A WLW KINK RIGHT THERE

eeeeeeeyes. The first three girls I got with all had gorgeous eyes and all commented on my eyes like this is a whole thing it’s our sneaky way of forcing eye contact is to just be like “woah your eyes are gorgeous what colour even are they” and BOOM we have contact this is a-happening

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I once saw a girl with a six pack and couldn’t form a sentence for the next minute

etc etc (don’t even get me started on forearms aaaaa)

whereas whenever I talk to straight dudes about women they like it’s always like hahahahaha her tits are banging amirite and I’m like

guys

liberate yourselves

let yourselves talk about a gal’s popping collarbone once in a while like Christ there are so many gorgeous things to focus on in women get creative go fuckin nuts women are absolutely incredible angels I am so gay

you ever sneeze so hard that you feel each section of your spine ripple

straight woman gay fetishist fans of mcr are really weird too because they like. i don’t know how to articulate this but they only enjoy homoeroticism thats in the flavor of “hahaha this guy does this gay thing but Sure hes straight” like even when theres clear cases of like. lgbt people celebrating their gender/sexuality or making a political statement about homophobia or whatever they still try to pigeonhole it into ‘this person insists theyre a straight man but they do funny things i enjoy like kiss men’ even when said people like. literally never even said they were straight and actually makes a point to not label themself as such????? whats up with that

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

*struts about flaunting my infant*

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world