Put This Guy In Modern Au For Funsies

wen ning 🥰🥰🥰 need i say more

That's so beautifully said... Are you a writer of some sort? Because if not, I assure you, you definitely could be. Like your words are so persuasive but don't feel invasive, so with such style of writing you could influence people. And knowing you, you would influence them in a way that they would want to be kinder, gentler, and more understanding...

Pink thing (affectionate)

a little comic "farce" based on the first chapter of ERHA

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

my favourite mdzs/cql character dynamic will always always be jiang cheng and lan wangji. born to be mortal enemies forced to be in laws is the funniest relationship of all time. that brief establishing shot in cql episode 2 of them sitting in a tea house at different tables, facing away from each other, not talking is like a sister to me. wei wuxian's death turned a mutual disdain into outright hatred and now sixteen years of boiling rage down the drain because wei wuxian had to get RESURRECTED like an IDIOT and now they have to MAKE NICE and try their utmost not to THROW THINGS at each other at FAMILY DINNERS. which they have now because LIFE SUCKS. such an unparalleled dynamic that i'll be thinking about until i die.

I just think Shang Qinghua should get so angry one time that he unconsciously overrides the System and unlocks Admin privileges and just deletes entire clans out of existance in the blink of an eye while going "writing you in was a mistake".

And I also think everyone who saw that refuses to ever talk about it, but they're all scared shitless of the tiny human by Mobei-jun's side now because they realize he's not just really smart and an amazing strategist, he's also a god and can kill them all in 0.5 seconds. And now they all think that Shang Qinghua is actually the one running the show and Mobei-jun is just, like, the face of the Northern kingdom only.

Shang Qinghua is utterly horrified when he snaps out of it and realizes what he's done (somehow??? He doesn't know wtf just happened) and how now everyone is terrified of him except for Mobei-jun who is just looking at him with heart in his eyes lmao

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

shen yuan during the years binghe was in the abyss: ohh i’m going to die. i’m going to die so hard. why did i have to reincarnate as SHEN QINGQIU of all people?

airplane, nodding along: who would you have rather transmigrated into?

shen yuan: oh, one of binghe’s wives obviously

airplane: ??????

shen yuan: really it’s the only logical choice

airplane: ?????????????????