Hot Take: ‘chivalry’ Is Fine As Long As It’s Adapted To 21st Century Values. If You Are A Male,

After birds and dogs get ready for the Kitten!LiTs:

Eve Baird - Bengal

Flynn Carsen - Turkish Angora

Jacob Stone - Selkirk Rex

Ezekiel Jones - Siamese

Cassandra Cillian - Somali

Jenkins - Persian

Happy Father’s Day to the dad’s of Fullmetal Alchemist!!!! (part two)

Maes Hughes, proud father of Elicia Hughes

Philip Gargantos Armstrong, father of Olivier Mira, Amue, Strongine, Alex Louis and Catherine Elle Armstrong

Mr Halling, father of Kayal Halling

Dominic LeCoutle, father of Ridel LeCoulte and grandfather of an unnamed baby boy

Ridel LeCoutle, father of an unnamed baby boy

Yuriy Rockbell, father of Winry Rockbell

Fu, grandfather of Lan Fan

Sig Curtis, father to an unnamed child and surrogate father to Edward and Alphonse Elric

Edward Elric, father of some unnamed children

Jason: I like big butts and I cannot lie, no other brother can deny-

Tim: For a great low rate you can get online, go to The General and save some time!

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you know what I miss from the early Iron Man movies?  The optimism.  The joy.  The ego.  This isn’t saying that I think Tony is egotistical (although to a certain extent he is), I’m saying that he had that rock star image.

I mean:

the stark expo?

the Senate hearing?

Making the suit?  Look at how proud he is of himself!  What an accomplishment!  This bitch is going places

LOOK AT HIS FACE, in any given scene of these two movies, almost all of them Tony’s got attitude, ego, a sense of hope.  Hell, lets go wild, lets add in the Avengers too:

HE’S JUST SUCH A DIFFERENT PERSON.  

a sink hole of human despair.  They’ve taken away his theme music, his house, his rock star persona, his hope, his joy, his fluffy hair…

I do fully understand the choice to give Tony PTSD (or whatever they are now calling this) because the guy has been through so much shit.  I’m not saying they couldn’t have done that.  I’m saying they completely changed everything about how they present his character and I miss the Tony that was, and could have been.  They stole so much light and happiness from this man and they said it was because he was recovering but they never fucking gave it back.  Look at his face in that last gif.  That’s a man who keeps thinking he’s found rock bottom but actually there’s farther to fall.

please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

tony stark + evolution

Why Tony Stark Does Not Deserve The Half The Shit He Goes Through And Why Thanos Should Quiver Before He Snaps: An Introspective Argument

— a 700-slide powerpoint presentation by Stephen Strange, self-proclaimed leader of the Tony Stark Defense Squad

Batfamily Headcanon

Dick Grayson hangs up every phone call with “I love you.” At this point, it doesn’t really matter who the calls are too.

There were some awkward times when he had to call the league that he ended up saying “I love you” to people like Clark or Diana, but eventually everyone who knows him really got used to it.

For the most part, everyone says “I love you, too!” (But he’s a real easy guy to love.) Honestly it melts his heart every time.

He’s called a few pizza places or a customer service hotlines and still ended the phone call the same way (to his embarrassment.)

Now I keep thinking about him as the Batman hanging up on the League after saying “I love you” and then getting a call back after a minute only for everyone to say “I love you too”