Snake-ass-cheeks420 - Macarena

How does it feel to be the most galaxy brained person on the group therapy website

the whole “fiction doesn’t affect reality” argument is actually kinda racist…

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

I support women!

saw my friend reblog a post about hating driving and listen. i understand you. however i love driving because i am locked in a metal box for three and a half hours on the regular where i can do nothing but focus on not dying and listening to music i love as loud as i want while i pass through gorgeous mountains in weather that could destroy me like an errant fruitfly. it enriches my warrior monkey brain to go fast at speeds no man was meant to go and try as hard as possible to fight against the constant threat of dying in the concrete arena. does this sound relaxing? perhaps not to the regular man. but a man i am not.

I don't think I've ever seen an anthropomorphic personification of Pluto as a person with dwarfism