Snake-ass-cheeks420 - Macarena

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

Full offense but some of you would run upstairs when pursued by a murderer

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

god created man to be penetrated

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

never not reblogging bruce the apeshit parrot

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now