Smelly-teabag - Bee!!!

what’s a masc gotta do to get a femme that’ll eat them out for hours???? fuck

cishet men and minors dni

do you guys like autistic butches who won't shut up about their interests and don't know how to flirt at all

i could be a knight coming back injuried from a battlefield and you could be my princess, running in my arms as soon as you see me and kissing my lips, too busy scolding me for not being careful enough to admit how relieved you are i made it back to you.

you could be dragging me into your chambers and addressing my wound yourself, taking my armors and then my clothes off of me with a sparkle in your eyes. and i would not make it out of your chambers until next morning, as always.

The implications of the fact that Jackie and Shauna used to make out and that the feelings were reciprocal on both sides being basically confirmed-- listen either those two girls straight up hooked up and lost their "virginities" (hate that word) to each other but Jackie had a lot of comphet and was too repressed and said that it didn't count—which drove Shauna insane—or they in fact ONLY made out and it's gonna turn out that that tweet that said that "Jackie was planning to climb that girl like a tree in Seattle" was true and she in fact was planning to take Shauna's virginity and lose hers with her too during nationals lmao?

#like watching the mona lisa get painted

Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin

Stomach kisses right above the waistband of my boxers make me feral. like damn, do that again please