Do You Guys Like Autistic Butches Who Won't Shut Up About Their Interests And Don't Know How To Flirt

stealing from twitter

imagine you went on a little weekend getaway with your fellow birder in crime in your local state park hoping to record some incredible and unique bird sounds to study and you came across a settlement of teenage girls screaming and harmonizing while skipping around a fire next to an alter of a man's head. happened to my friend nameless birder #1

Long distance is so hard because what do you MEAN I can't open her car doors, carry her bags, give her my sweater, push her shopping cart, be seen with her in public, hold her hand... kiss her, taste her...

RIP Mari Ibarra you would've loved becoming Callie's fun aunt against her mother's will and vaping and eating a cheeseburger with her as you talked shit about Shauna to her and driving Shauna insane.

phone time before bed !!!!!! (scrolling through tumblr while i touch myself)

Oh to be called boy in a lesbian way. Handsome in a butch sort of manner. A dyke type of boyfriend. A lesbian guy. Dude. Husband. Please

lotties room having framed photos of the yellowjackets on the nightstand cause they were her only real family my shayla you deserved so much more

fav cod character?

understand that i am looking through the lens of ‘all the male characters in this franchise are beautiful women, actually’ when i say it’s krueger, könig, or soap.