Average Mistynat Interaction

people are overlooking the obvious: many of the girls don’t want to be rescued because 1) they know what they’re doing is a crime 2) they found a new purpose in the wilderness that they aren’t willing to let go of. do you really think that shauna, who has been frantically journaling for months about how she deserves to be the antler queen, is going to let a few stray hikers take that from her now that she finally has it? melissa and the other girls see her the way she saw jackie. she would (and does) kill to keep that. that’s why she’s the most interesting character! she’s the one who spearheads their descent into total irredeemable madness.

what’s a masc gotta do to get a femme that’ll eat them out for hours???? fuck

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on my knees begging to be someone’s butch husband. i have a carnal desire to fix things around the house in my boxers. make sure my femme’s gas tank is full. mow the lawn in shorts in and a wife pleaser. build a coop for the chickens she rescued. plant vegetables in our little garden. cook meals on lazy weekends. cuddle while watching a movie. enjoy the easy silence between us.

"with tears in my eyes, i begged you to stay."

"i love you, but no fucking way."

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The implications of the fact that Jackie and Shauna used to make out and that the feelings were reciprocal on both sides being basically confirmed-- listen either those two girls straight up hooked up and lost their "virginities" (hate that word) to each other but Jackie had a lot of comphet and was too repressed and said that it didn't count—which drove Shauna insane—or they in fact ONLY made out and it's gonna turn out that that tweet that said that "Jackie was planning to climb that girl like a tree in Seattle" was true and she in fact was planning to take Shauna's virginity and lose hers with her too during nationals lmao?