Smelly-teabag - Bee!!!

I’m a dork I’m a nerd I’m a geek I’m a loser and I will seduce a beautiful femme with my lameness one day

loser boy butch x goddess femme

people are overlooking the obvious: many of the girls don’t want to be rescued because 1) they know what they’re doing is a crime 2) they found a new purpose in the wilderness that they aren’t willing to let go of. do you really think that shauna, who has been frantically journaling for months about how she deserves to be the antler queen, is going to let a few stray hikers take that from her now that she finally has it? melissa and the other girls see her the way she saw jackie. she would (and does) kill to keep that. that’s why she’s the most interesting character! she’s the one who spearheads their descent into total irredeemable madness.

Long distance is so hard because what do you MEAN I can't open her car doors, carry her bags, give her my sweater, push her shopping cart, be seen with her in public, hold her hand... kiss her, taste her...

meeee