Smelly-teabag - Bee!!!

I need a butch who will write the cutest, cheesiest posts about me online, post my photos to their stories captioning them "look how cute my femme is", keep my pictures in their wallet, bag, pocket, everywhere and anywhere they'd want to keep me, one who will let me use their arm & neck as a shade and scent tester during a makeup and perfume haul, one who I could wrap my scarf around when they're cold and one that would fan me with anything they got on their hands when I'm fatigued and hot.

it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”

don't worry guys i've been working hard on the case and i've solved the polycule dynamics

on my knees begging to be someone’s butch husband. i have a carnal desire to fix things around the house in my boxers. make sure my femme’s gas tank is full. mow the lawn in shorts in and a wife pleaser. build a coop for the chickens she rescued. plant vegetables in our little garden. cook meals on lazy weekends. cuddle while watching a movie. enjoy the easy silence between us.

spider

there is a spider behind my pc.

i love them.

they protect my closet (where said pc is).

they deserve a name.

i am begging for suggestions. anything please this goober needs to be paid for their services

@arachnidsgoth (npt I just figured you'd enjoy this)

BOOM SHAKALAKAAAAA YES GOD YES GODDD

she is literally suffering while serving the cuntiest boyfriend realness. the BOXERS????? this is my boyfriend.

The fact that Travis sleeps surrounded by Javi’s drawings and holding his little wolf figurine makes me feel physically ill