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Marriage 2, by Jan Saudek

If u want to write a story about a character that's just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who's gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

EP50 of #soapghost falconry AU and holy shit I can't believe I've done 50 episodes 🤯

Eating toast for dinner instead of cooking is better than not eating anything at all.

Using mouthwash instead of brushing your teeth is better than not taking care of your teeth at all.

Wiping yourself with a damp cloth or baby wipe instead of showering is better than not bathing at all.

Doing only one out of five assignments you need to turn in is better than not submitting anything at all.

Talking to a loved one on the phone is better than not talking to anyone at all.

Playing your favorite video game, listening to good music, or reading a book instead of "grinding" is better than not doing anything at all.

Don't beat yourself up for not being "productive enough". A little productivity is still productivity.

i love making these

If this isn't how jjk ends I'm gonna lose my shit

I’ll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

damn. guess who just got CLOCKED

whatever I'll post my addendum to it anyway

dbh stands for dashcon ball pit horror