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𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝑺𝑨𝑺𝑯𝑨...

Huge shout out to Centauri, I saw this at top screen this year and had to vote for it, not sure how well it went because it is pain to find the results but it was one of the best there

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

when i was a lil kid my mother and father and my lil sis died in a murder i was sent to a mental instatution untile i was 18 i then went to the army then i became a royal gaurd i had a child but the child died and over the years insainity took over

Sorry for your lost.. May they find peace… Wait you’re in the army right.

Well this will surely be the most terrifying news headline I see today

not only am i pro self diagnosis, i am anti-getting an official diagnosis. only get that shit formalized if youre getting accomidations and/or controlled substances out of it, otherwise the legal system and the psychiatric system do NOT need to know that shit

The US economy genuinely might collapse within a week. lol

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birdrabbitraptoralien now in Full Color !

Elvis are you immortal ?

Woah mama my time in the desert has made me immune to the sands of time

Maybe the tuning fork could be used for the new generation bilocks, but there are much better shapes for that.

CRINGE ⚠️ SENSHI CAUGHT IMPROPERLY COILING A ROPE