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are you fireproof

i once briefly set myself on fire at work after a customer handed me penis money, we didnt have hand sanitizer, so i doused my hand in disinfectant spray, forgot i did that, got bored, absentmindedly flicked a lighter that was at the register and then my hand went

🔥BWOOOOF🔥

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

Caffeine not affecting me sucks

it is 1 in the morning, I am several pages deep, 12 hours into a project just to get it done on time and cannot type correctly because caffeine said nah you dont gent to stay awake, auto corrent is carrying me so hard.

does anyone know if i can like block sites from appearing in my google images searches??? i keep getting those awful ai generated things with a hand coming out of a man's neck and just straight up not what i was looking for, because this was in a search for "curly hair in medieval paintings". it happens every time i search for anything vaguely art-reference-like and it's so fucking annoying and it clutters my search results so much. i don't wanna add specific commands to the query every time too, what i need is like a browser extension or something

Bruh this course has freaky react framework. Gonna use the R 18+ version of react as opposed to the PG 13 or MA 15+ react. This one has like swearing and gratuitous violence.

What do you want, adults only jQuery, $('developer').addClass('freaky-programmer');

brock and the gang telling stantler to fuck off

I have come to the sudden realisation that I am too broke to have adhd and as such do not have it for the moment.