Had To See It Giffed

ganbred grumpyteuthis, or goblin octopus

i was fooling around with the results of a "3D Face Reconstruction from a Single Image“ of me in blender, experimenting with mirroring to fix the texture on the messed up side, when this horror appeared

just a quick self-portrait

@staff, if you want to stop hosting videos on tumblr altogether why don’t you just tell us? Why these passive-agressive tacticts?

I’m sorry, I’m still bitter at Tumblr @staff. Like. 

I posted a video of my dog playing fetch.  And it got yanked for being sexually explicit.  

Now, I accept the “mistakes do happen” thing.  I do.  Like.  I understand that fully.  

But, I posted this video and less than 1 second later I got an email saying that I was in violation of posting a sexually explicit video because it showed me throwing a ball to my puppy and watching my lab come out of nowhere to steal it mid air and run off with it. 

PLEASE EXPLAIN, Tumblr, how I can be followed by 1-4 porn blogs every single day and need to block these blogs every single day, and yet I’m getting a cease and desist for a video of my dog playing fetch? 

Please explain how these porn blogs are allowed to exist and harass users endlessly, flooding their inbox with their bot motivated bull shit non-stop. 

Please explain why I see these blogs talking about underage sex and any manner of things that is wholly inappropriate in the first place, and this is a multi-day occurrence. 

Please let me know why I have to manage porn blogs using my url to boost their stats, and they aren’t getting yanked for pornographic videos or images, but I have to go in EVERY SINGLE TIME one of them follows me, subjecting myself to seeing at the very least a few images of their content as I try to verify if they’re even a real person who might want to follow me ore not, in order to block them. 

But you decide to yank a puppy video? 

Within one second of it being posted? 

Are you insane? 

And if you really want to see the most graphic thing in that video? 

It was this:

There are thousands of underage kids on this site.  Your porn blogs are following them too.  Harassing them too. I’m over age.  You’re the ones allowing these blogs to go after underage kids, using underage terminology, and pestering people via ask and anon questions. 

Get rid of your porn bots.  Stop letting these blogs follow people for hit counts, and stop yanking videos indiscriminately.

Act like a functioning website. 

Please.  

Jace at the villa

masks by @hannesundin

i personally have been enjoying the masks. thank u very much

don’t worry, there will be more eventually(there are so many of them!)

“dansa för mig, Beatrice” featuring @aetatishabitus

so i tried out this http://fotogenerator.npocloud.nl/ thing

Found this bug at a thrift store, thought "hey, this bug looks a lot like a rust monster, I didn't know they made any D&D plastic toys in this style." Turns out this bug was packaged, along with some other beasties, as a "prehistoric animal" and apparently (according to the internet) the inspiration for the original rust monster. I'm probably way more excited about this than I should be