Skovoxblitzer - Certified Pissboy

Me when gambit, x2/last stand pyro, movie Alex summers, and x men apocalypse angel

GAMBITTTTTTTTT GRRRRR AUOF WOOF GRRR WOOF

majestic sturgeon stamp post for my sturgeon lovers

(top left to bottom right): Starry Sturgeon Stamp from Romania (1957), Chinese Sturgeon stamp from China (2000), Siberian Sturgeon stamp from Mongolia (1965), European Sea Sturgeon from USSR (1959)

x men teacher application is like “do you support lgbt” and if you don’t respond “I am lgbt” they throw your application out

here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

*superintendent chalmers voice* yes, so you call it oven despite the fact that you obviously of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

Unfortunately I am not trusting you

I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

Arent we all

im thinking about john murphy

I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.

He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.