Skovoxblitzer - Certified Pissboy

I was trying not to vibrate out of my seat in the theater

they put gambit in the movie can anyone hear me it’s so dark in here they put gambit in the movie

Me refreshing the steve/eddie ship on ao3 and seeing the number of fics steadily rising

in my mind youtube isn’t a social media because i don’t talk to anyone on there. that’s just where video is :)

majestic sturgeon stamp post for my sturgeon lovers

(top left to bottom right): Starry Sturgeon Stamp from Romania (1957), Chinese Sturgeon stamp from China (2000), Siberian Sturgeon stamp from Mongolia (1965), European Sea Sturgeon from USSR (1959)

help

im stuck on a facetime because we are all too petty to leave. it’s 3:30 AM and i just want to read my gay fanfiction in peace. h e l p

the ideal form

if i ever die i wanna be reincarnated into a crow with human teeth

this is factually correct and you can fight me on it

take it or leave it

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How to make a giant tinsel worm on a string!  🐛 🐛

I love worms,,,, and got a 10/10 idea when putting tinsel on my tree. Enjoy!!!   ❤️

(P.S, my tinsel worm’s names are Stinky 🌈 and Randy the Worm of Christmas Present ❤️ )

here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!