Skinniebirdie - Birdie

Another Nicole coded post

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

Embrace of Claws.

Audio from Critcal Role, Calamity ep 4.

I’ve wanted to visualise this BANGER line for so long!

Thank you Alastor for fitting such a good villain speech!👏👏👏

Here’s also my favourite frames:

STUPID BMI CALCULATOR KEEPS TELLING ME IM HEALTHY

Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.

This is disgusting. Give me 15 of them.

yo, look what they’ve got on Walmart.com

THAT’S NOT ALASTOR, THAT’S FUCKING ALKASELTZER!

The Martian by Andy Weir is my all-time favorite book to ever exist

yeah