Skinniebirdie - Birdie

STUPID BMI CALCULATOR KEEPS TELLING ME IM HEALTHY

Older men with dad bods, guys with scruffy beards, men with tattoos, dads with deep voices, older men with soft tummies, middle aged guys with glasses, men with large hands 😵‍💫

The Autopsy of Jane Doe

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

I got a lust for life

they're goofin

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours

Big ups to the doms out there

it's kind of bullshit that people will react with horror to me discussing my fantasies/kinks until i clarify I'm the sub in them. like even my therapist was all like "ohhh it's ok to want to hold power so long as it's consensual" and then clearly relaxed when I clarified I wanted to be the sub.

i love you everyone and with rape kinks, those who want to roleplay kidnapping and abusing someone, i love you i love you i love you. this ain't me fishing for a dom/me to be clear---you are VALUED as a person, outside of your sexual fantasies. I care about you and appreciate you, and there is nothing wrong or bad about you!!!!