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so im being horny and wayching porn and i burst out laughing because the top came and he literally sounds like someone chopped off his finger or some shit it's so fucking extra and i wish i could post it but i can't but its so fucking funny

jade corn ornament 

i love you. you made a mistake? i dont care i love you. you made a wrong choice? love you. you don’t think you’re good for anything? guess what you’re good for loving i love you

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

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go write three sentences on your current writing project.