Fruit Fly Diving Straight Toward The Glass Of Apple Cider Vinegar Mixed With Dish Soap Already Littered

Facebook wins

You’re welcome 😘

I can barely get the gingerbread to sick together, how the fuck 😂

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

slipknot sounds like werewolf lube 

Honestly me the fuck too 😂