(not me trying to beat the allegations of being too angsty)
they have the longest conversations in bed while eating junk food and drinking beer. sirius loves marlene has an appetite and is not concerned like other girls with her appearance. he thinks she’s the most beautiful girl anyway and the fact that she doesn’t care that much makes her extra hot.
marlene loves buzzing sirius hair off. the first time she was scared as hell but sirius saying “i trust you” after her repeatedly asking him if he was fine was enough to fill her with confidence (and simultaneously melted her insides). she loves trying new cuts whenever he’s in the mood to cut his hair. sirius won’t admit it but he cuts it so often because he loves watching marlene looking so concentrated in the reflection of the mirror.
this is more of a muggle au. sometimes they take a joke too far and hurt each others feelings (they never say it, they just stop messing around and silently retreat and try to act normal when they are in public). when this happens and they find each other on a store sirius always catches the camera with the live footage underneath and stars reaching out for marlene. hugs her, kiss hers. tickles her. points at the camera implying they have to act normal cause somebody’s watching. and so marlene hugs him back, kiss him, mess with his hairs. by the time they go out of the store, they are as good as ever.
during the war they start talking about all the places they will visit when they win. they will jump on sirius’ bike and fly around the world wherever the sky takes them. sirius even ventures out as saying they will use no map. marlene jokes about the idea coming from the same man who co-created the marauders map. the whole thing becomes their coping mechanism but also a promise. they will have time for it once it’s all over.
sirius starts running quidditch bets after he ran from home since he doesn’t have any money (yet). remus disapproves. marlene loves it. sirius comes up with the craziest moves (sometimes injuries) to engage with the gamblers and marlene tries her best to achieve them. she has good aim after all. they stop after marlene sent three slytherins with head concussions to the medical wing over the course of one game. mcgonagall send both to detention. separately.
they have a spot near the lake in hogwarts but they have to cut through the forbidden forest to get there. it was marlene’s place first. sirius just followed her once. it became a habit since third year when they were just friends. they had their first kiss there. it was also the first place the shagged. marlene came back with little sticks and leaves in her hair. sirius claimed she had a rough encounter with the whomping willow. marlene still resents him a little for that. as if she would be as stupid as to fly near that thing. it took her time but she got her revenge when she let drop the exact time where myrtle might find one very naked sirius black using the prefects bathroom.
i’m so envious of marlene being able to wear a lot of piercings in her ears ‘cause i can’t. i take one off for an hour and i basically have to pierce it again which hurts.
situationships for grown ass adults 100% toxic behavior, get your shit together people.
situationships for teenagers kinda expected to be honest. most of the time we learn by making mistakes and hurting other people, whether we meant to or not.
not super into marauders content anymore but i had this wip and i had to finish it
not sirius stealing the girl even as padfoot 😂
(this is from a bleur fic i’m enjoying and you can too here)
okay but let’s consider for a moment it went BAD. seth cohen/summer robberts first time kinda bad. so they keep hooking up until they get to know each other so well, they basically are able to read each others minds. they went from staring at the ceiling in horror afraid to let the other one know they thought it sucked to them going at it non-stop.
Sirius and Marlene's first time having sex would make them stay in bed for a full 30 minutes, out of breath, glaring at the ceiling, bc neither of them could process that it actually happened.
"i'm so good at loving you more by saying i love you less"
marlene mckinnon downplaying her own feelings for sirius black.
propaganda i AM falling for:
multishipping
yungblud bartending in some pub came into my feed and i’m like, wait, rockstar sirius black, is that you? what it’s happening?
like there’s this famous guy casually making drinks and talking to fans while simultaneously being iconic.
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“i’m kinda crazy cause that’s how you make me,
i don’t need jesus cause baby you saved me, i’m done,
but only if it’s with you.”
it hits me right in the angst cause i know he couldn’t save her and they never made it.
this whole song it’s giving me so much vibes of what i envision for marlene and sirius in my marauders band au i’m dying.
just imagine marlene being discovered as a model at age fifteen, having lived all over the world on her own at such a young age, sharing places with other models as young as her while the older ones teach them all about alcohol and drugs and other vices of the industry.
her meeting/reconnecting (not quite sure yet) with sirius black, a year older than him, who has a band that is fairly known in his town.
marlene having all the right connections.
falling harder and harder with this boy. this boy who’s life might just happened to align with hers.
them working hard so they could one day reach a happy ending that never came.
just rambling at this point but ughhh this song it’s doing it for me.
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