Fucking Bastard

tropes i will never get tired of

fake dating

omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)

deadpan jokes while swordfighting

the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy

oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love

Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are

funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them

the villains presented as the protagonists

*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*

“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*

“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*

traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd

characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening

using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working

a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical

a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain

“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]”  “you lost it, didn’t you?”  “yeah”

“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?”  “raise the dead”   “and what did you do?”  “raised the dead”

“I think that went pretty well” *explosion in the distance*

If this wasn't in the bloopers, Imma effing cry

This was all I could think of at first when we cut to Will tied to the chair

Wilford, blindfolded and tied to a chair, surrounded by knives and guns held towards him

Will: Hello?!

Will: …

*smiles slowly*

Will: Hold on, is this a Febreze commercial-

Sophia is 8

Cedric is in his mid-late 30's

What more do you want?

If Vanessa and Ferb ended up together, Why Sofia and Cedric couldn’t make the same?

"WHITE HAIRED NICOLAS CAGE" THAT'S HIS NEW NICKNAME😂😂😂😂

People complains on the light fury while i here dont like white haired Nicholas Cage

you young people have never experienced real homophobia before. real homophobia is ginger and miles from bright young things never meeting once.

Bus, both of them taking the further back just to fucking suck each other while trying to keep it down.

Or,

Aziraphale, being the loud bastard that he is, keep making this lewd groans and high pitched squeals loud enough for the driver to hear, Crowley, sucking the daylights out of him, thinking how exactly will he punish the fucking hedonist.

Idk, you guys add more.

Imagine if Good Omen was exactly the same, except Crowley and Aziraphale are already sexually involved and like always down to fuck. But it was played in an extremely comical way. Most of their mistakes are caused by them sneaking off somewhere to have sex and their banter is mostly Crowley making sexual comments towards Aziraphale and like Aziraphale responds with distain and annoyance but he secretly likes it and  when he turns his face away from Crowley you can see him like make salacious, aroused expressions. There’s multiple scenes that are just Aziraphale dragging Crowley into alley ways, bathrooms, bedrooms ect and like the door slams and you just hear vague sexual noises before a cut. Everytime they’re in a scene with another character they like glance suggestively at each other and when the other character leaves they immediately pounce on one another. 

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

how to draw arms ? ? 

This^

I love when u love the villain but also don't excuse their actions so you're just "ah yes bastard burn in hell also I love you"

me: i really would like to meet michael sheen one day...

me:

me, whispering: crowley and aziraphale aren’t in love

me:

michael sheen: YOU YOUNG LADY ARE DING DONG FUCKING WRONG