fake dating
omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)
deadpan jokes while swordfighting
the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy
oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love
Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are
funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them
the villains presented as the protagonists
*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*
“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*
“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*
traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd
characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening
using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working
a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical
a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain
“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]” “you lost it, didn’t you?” “yeah”
“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?” “raise the dead” “and what did you do?” “raised the dead”
“I think that went pretty well” *explosion in the distance*
Crowley and Aziraphale: As old as the human race, a literal demon from hell and angel from heaven, could smite you with a word, beyond powerful beings, feared by their own kind-
Us:
Cedfia shippers can choke
GOOD OMENS + Tumblr Year in Review 2019
Good Omens is, at its heart, a cosmic gay rom-com, with bad-boy Crowley tempting Aziraphale to get out of his comfort zone and enjoy life, while Aziraphale simultaneously lures him into being a better, less selfish person.
The duo haltingly come together, fall apart under the strain of the events around them and their conflicting moralities, and inevitably come together again to save the day and each other. The rifts in their relationship are felt far more keenly than any instance of demonic mass murder. Their story is so bright and captivating that it’s well worth watching, even if it makes the rest of the show pale by comparison. — Samantha Nelson, The Verge
... Yes, I love men over 45.
you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them
The Holy Trinity.
Fishlegs has been shown to carry:
Hiccup (HTTYD1)
Both of the twins (RTTE S5, A Matter of Perspective)
Snotlout (RTTE S5, Return of Thor Bonecrusher) (Note: Snotlout can also carry him, as seen in RTTE S4, Saving Shattermaster)
And while I cannot recall him carrying Astrid, but given her size (Hiccup and twins size), he could easily carry her just like she can easily toss him over her shoulder as seen in RTTE S5, Sandbusted)
… Do I, the OT6 Lady want to see Fishlegs carrying each of the other Riders bridal style? I do!
If this wasn't in the bloopers, Imma effing cry
This was all I could think of at first when we cut to Will tied to the chair
Wilford, blindfolded and tied to a chair, surrounded by knives and guns held towards him
Will: Hello?!
Will: …
*smiles slowly*
Will: Hold on, is this a Febreze commercial-
Hey so I’m not sure why it didn’t post the first time- but uh whatever
I KNOW INEFFABLE HUSBANDS IS MY MAIN SHIP RIGHT NOW
But please consider these two -
They’re quite fucking adorable
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