To Me, The Big Divergence Between Book Omens And Tv Omens In Regards To Aziraphale And Crowley’s Relationship

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Good Omens ships names

Aziraphale/Crowley: Ineffable Husbands 

Gabriel/Beelzebub: Ineffable Bureaucracy

Anathema/Newton: Ineffable Descendants

Hastur/Ligur: Maggot Husbands

Lucifer/Michael: Ineffable Rivals

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Cedfia shippers can choke

Never seen someone this mad, but can't disagree with that

Mother fuckin-

BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER SLEEPING WITH MARK WIFE MOTHER FUCKER

“WHO SLEPT WITH WHO-”

Y O U H O E

YOU’RE “WHO SLEPT WITH WHO” HOE

YOU THAT HOE

H 👏 O 👏N 👏E 👏 Y

YOU THAT :

HOME WREAKING

FAKE PINK AFRO WEARING

FIRING DICK  SHOTS INTO ANOTHER MANS WIFE CAUSE HER HAIR LOOKED PRETTY

MUSTACHE TWIRLING, FUCKING EVERYONE YOU MEET IN MORE WAY THAN ONE

HOE

MISS ME WITH THAT

~°•*TIME LINE SHIT*•° ~

YOU ALWAYS BE BEING

THAT HOE

THAT MOTHER FUCKINGGGGGGGGGG

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

M

Y

G

O

D

Ask me if I’m mad

Bitch yes I am.

LIKE!!!

YOU REAL?

U good?

YOU REAL RIGHT NOW?

YOU GOT THE TEA ON HUNTY?

U READY TO DRINK WHAT UR SERVIN’?

I DON’T THINK S O O O O O O O

OH

MY

LORD!!!

DID YOU GET THAT WIFE PUSS WITH ALL THAT “BIGGER PICTURE” TALK HONEY????

HMMMMMMMMMM???

I THINK FUCKING NOT!!!

(I know y'all gonna be like “bigger picture!!!!” but god damn Willford, I love honey but you that hoe tho, at least own it)

My favorite golden girl

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A demon can get into a lot of trouble for doing the right thing.

Bus, both of them taking the further back just to fucking suck each other while trying to keep it down.

Or,

Aziraphale, being the loud bastard that he is, keep making this lewd groans and high pitched squeals loud enough for the driver to hear, Crowley, sucking the daylights out of him, thinking how exactly will he punish the fucking hedonist.

Idk, you guys add more.

Imagine if Good Omen was exactly the same, except Crowley and Aziraphale are already sexually involved and like always down to fuck. But it was played in an extremely comical way. Most of their mistakes are caused by them sneaking off somewhere to have sex and their banter is mostly Crowley making sexual comments towards Aziraphale and like Aziraphale responds with distain and annoyance but he secretly likes it and  when he turns his face away from Crowley you can see him like make salacious, aroused expressions. There’s multiple scenes that are just Aziraphale dragging Crowley into alley ways, bathrooms, bedrooms ect and like the door slams and you just hear vague sexual noises before a cut. Everytime they’re in a scene with another character they like glance suggestively at each other and when the other character leaves they immediately pounce on one another. 

My 8 year old self:

lol I feel like an idiot I misstaken “half siblings” to “step siblings” fuck do I need someone to proofread my sh#t XD