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I personally agree with this

I feel like people have forgotten that Toothless is the only “Night Fury” that Berk (and the audience) has ever seen. That means that everything we claim to know about Toothless’ species is just an assumption, because it’s only based on one individual dragon.

Y’all think Toothless’ species is supposed to be black because he’s black, not because all “night furies” are actually black. Y’all think that Toothless species is supposed to have nubs and spikes all over them because Toothless has nubs and spikes all over him, not because all “night furies” actually have nubs and spikes. Hell, the reason that Toothless’ species is even called Night Fury is because of Toothless alone, not because his entire species resembles him or behaves like him.

So all this “the Light fury isn’t a true night fury” and “what happened to Night furies being the unholy offspring of lightning and death” nonsense needs to stop, because you guys don’t actually have any confirmed information on the entire night fury species; you only have knowledge on one individual member, which, according to rules of taxonomy, is not enough. So stop acting like you have a bible on what Night Furies are actually supposed to be like.

Used to love when the fandom fangirled and bonded over new material; but the way you guys are jumping ship so easily on a franchise you claimed to have loved so passionately over a handful of images is ridiculous. It’s one thing to constructively critique your media, and it’s another thing to sound like a whiny middle-aged woman at a retail store who’s jumping to conclusions because she can’t get her way. Wait till we get some trailers and then feel free to abandon the franchise all you like. At least that would make more sense.

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Bus, both of them taking the further back just to fucking suck each other while trying to keep it down.

Or,

Aziraphale, being the loud bastard that he is, keep making this lewd groans and high pitched squeals loud enough for the driver to hear, Crowley, sucking the daylights out of him, thinking how exactly will he punish the fucking hedonist.

Idk, you guys add more.

Imagine if Good Omen was exactly the same, except Crowley and Aziraphale are already sexually involved and like always down to fuck. But it was played in an extremely comical way. Most of their mistakes are caused by them sneaking off somewhere to have sex and their banter is mostly Crowley making sexual comments towards Aziraphale and like Aziraphale responds with distain and annoyance but he secretly likes it and  when he turns his face away from Crowley you can see him like make salacious, aroused expressions. There’s multiple scenes that are just Aziraphale dragging Crowley into alley ways, bathrooms, bedrooms ect and like the door slams and you just hear vague sexual noises before a cut. Everytime they’re in a scene with another character they like glance suggestively at each other and when the other character leaves they immediately pounce on one another. 

okay but why am i laughing at the idea of crowley and aziraphale going for tea with newt and anathema post Armageddon’t and desperately trying to maintain their cover as Normal Human Beings™ in anathema’s aggressively demon-proofed house

she starts laying out candles at one point and they’re like ooh whatcha doing and she goes “oh, it’s just my afternoon ritual to cleanse this homestead of demonic entities” 

and crowley is just like “cool! i have to leave now for unrelated reasons”

HTTYD 3 Theory

OK HEAR ME OUT:

We all know the Light Fury is a potential mate for Toothless and all the 'Hiccup-teaches-Toothless-to-flirt' thing will happen, but what he doesn't have to because of Grimdel.

Maybe he force the Light Fury to lure Toothless away from Hiccup. He did this so he can repopulate the species but have them to himself, to have an army of Night and Light Furies attack on his command.

And that's when Hiccup and the gang comes in, we still have those Hiccstrid moments and other ones, they will help Toothless AND the Light Fury out of Grimdel grasp.

*EPIC BATTLE SCENES*

And the final part is when Toothless make his decision if he wants to stay with Hiccup or with Light. And he did make his decision, by convincing the Light Fury to stat with them. If she agreed that's a win win; If not... then... booo😂😂 BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY...

A FILM THEORY

Oh and maybe there will be a wedding or proposal of Hiccstrid, I hope...

I see your Aziraphale adopts Miles Maitland and I give you

Crowley is best friends with Davina

Hell: are consorting with an Angel?

Crowley: yes? Are all you slackers not out there seducing any Angels? You got no game, is that it Hastur? You hating on me because you can’t get any Angel to feel an ounce of Temptation? Tell me, how’s it feel to be so unsexy you try and make one of my greatest demonic acts look traitorous?