Latest Posts by sisyphus-simulator - Page 3
*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*
*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*
*no lawyer touches the case for me*
*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*
*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*
tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
When God announced that every billionaire would die by Christmas, the race for the 1 trillion began
yippeeee
@valhatesmaiko @starryitsuki @jelly-jellyfishes @skg-444 come to daddy (tagging so i don't look like a loser)
I'm not reblogging the entire post (here) but I did the side by side picrew + uquiz thing.
Not tagging specific people but keep the chain going if u want!
justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo
Just looked at a blog where the header description said 'sometimes I reblog posts I like so I don't forget them'.
And I feel like that, right there, explains so much about how the site has changed in the last few months.
People now think reblogging is an unusual behaviour, rather than a default.
Tumblr newbies, please, for the love of baby Jesus, reblog the posts you like. That is the whole reason the site exists - for you to collect all your shiny fandom objects in a single space. Which you can organize to your heart's content. Or not organize at all, if that's your jam.
Our blogs are intended to be collections of posts, not collections of likes.
Terfs after they get butch women kicked out of womens bathrooms for looking too much like a man, call cis women men because they don't fit a white western beauty standard, say people who've had mastectomies (which are mostly cancer patients) are mutilated, reduce women down to their anatomy, act like trans men are clueless little girls who can't think for themselves, say women are naturally worse at sports and quiz shows and beauty pageants than men, flash a fake bush in parliament with children present, rile up so much bullshit about trans athletes that now there's laws being made where little girls have to have genital inspections, and throw intersex people under the bus at every opportunity
the yuri lesbian shuake stuff is no joke because i do genuinely believe the game would’ve been better if they were both girls. like HONESTLY. a fem protag would’ve benefited the game better and goros entire story and the way he’s forced to uphold a certain image and everything would’ve also been made even better if he was a girl. atlus absolutely missed out on this one. and the toxic yuri is definitely a plus
"I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A CAT!!!"
There is a suspicious lack of a little box in LeBlanc
fuck the dc pride parade, they let israelies not only wave their flag of genocide and apartheid, but one of those devils was even marching with a sign that read "WHEN IS THE PRIDE PARADE IN GAZA AGAIN?"
There exists a stone in Washington D.C. with a gun embedded in it. Whoever can pull the firearm out becomes the next president of the United States.
