"I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A CAT!!!"

did anybody else get the slut autism

“all these gofundmes are scams bc they use a similar template” HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT PEOPLE IN PALESTINE MAY NOT SPEAK ENGLISH SO THEY NEED A FUCKING TEMPLATE JESUS CHRIST

When God announced that every billionaire would die by Christmas, the race for the 1 trillion began

boy scout Tyler🫡

in 2022 i was thinking about a gyjo au in which they were in a rock band called balls of steel and today i felt like revisiting it

i want to kill myself ░M░Y░

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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.

We went there.

*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*

Realising that Maurice's speech to Clive Durham in the garden, where he tells Clive that he shagged the sexy gameskeeper in Clive's house while Clive was away, and now they're in love forever and ever while Clive has to pretend to love his wife every day, before Maurice literally vanishes into the night is essentially 1914's version of Good Luck, Babe!