Mom: go tidy your room Me: okay *crawls back into bed*
I dream of you, the one who captured my soul and saved my heart.
orderpizzandmovefurniture (via wnq-writers)
*walks into class with a hairless cat on each shoulder* sup heteros
concerned cats.
They Can Talk is on Facebook !
You know that episode of SpongeBob where Squidward is frontin’ like he has a five star, fine dining restaurant because of the competitiveness and sexual tension between him and Squilliam? And Patrick is like “May I take your hat,sir? May I take your hat, sir?” like a weenie?
That’s what customer service is frfr.