You know that episode of SpongeBob where Squidward is frontin’ like he has a five star, fine dining restaurant because of the competitiveness and sexual tension between him and Squilliam? And Patrick is like “May I take your hat,sir? May I take your hat, sir?” like a weenie?
That’s what customer service is frfr.
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Mere blocks away from Wall Street, Bernie Sanders delivered his fiercest message yet to the banks. In the speech Sanders said if Wall Street greed doesn’t end, he’ll end it for them — and he’s got a plan to do so.
my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN
You gave me a meaningful silence in this noisy world .
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This.
Ricky Gervais took time in his opening monologue between jokes about Caitlyn Jenner and Sean Penn to talk about equal pay. Unfortunately, he did it in the most awkward fashion possible. Before this joke about Tina and Amy, he called out Jennifer Lawrence’s pay gap essay.
rothblatt: multisexuality can grow rapidly in cyberspace
me, a tumblr user: wait till she sees this one
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