2021/08~2021/12

Owo He-hewwo? *puts my toesies into the mansion* Is anywun home? ovO I... I heawd dat dis is whewe I wook fow *sweats loudly* fow de no-no sticks. *slips into the mansion* *wiggles tail suggestively* OnO I suwe hope no one yiffs my widdle tailhole!

I’m. Calling the police. The cops, the fuzz, I’m waving at the government agent watching through my computer camera and begging for help. I’m dead, I’m dying, actively, there are snakes manifesting physically in my h

Me: I have VERY high standards.

Damien: *breaths*

Me: OH NO! YOU’RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!

pov you are a pink or otherwise cute pokemon i am about to catch

Hello Tumblr user, in front of you is a piece of fanart; it only has 2 reblogs and 55 likes. You have two choices: you can just like the drawing, or you can reblog it as well. One choice shares the drawing with all of your followers and shows the artist you enjoyed their art, and the other kills you immediately. Choose wisely.

yeah turtlenecks are sexy too bad they’re also one of the worst sensory experiences fashion has ever developed

Solomon rly went and said "Know what? Just use me as your personal seashell."

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

Petition to refer to TERFs as FARTs, which stands for Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Tranaphobe

reblog if ur gay and u don't go to bed on time

some big adhd Moods

extensive energy caused by The Hyperfixation

what is Sleep? quick naps will do if required at all 

i’ve been awake for 32 hours and yet my brain won’t let me fall asleep

am i Annoying? probably

no one likes me, including myself

feelings of hurt, rejection, abandonment featuring creeping suicidal ideation

FUCK THEM!!!!!! intense anger followed by self-loathing and regret

a daily subscription to The Mood Swings caused by seemingly insignificant incidents 

boredom 

more boredom, now the extended version in which you start considering potential regrettable life choices

my brain is A Carrousel and someone needs to unplug the power cable

chronically unorganized, chronically forgetful, chronically bored!!!

it… never… stops…

i’m Tired™

the movement never stops which means i never stop 

oh no, i forgot that

would i even be myself without The Disorder