Sandra(MC): The Moon Is Really Beautiful Tonight.

Hey damien, how are you and your fish doing?

He blinks a bit. “I.... don’t have? Fish? I have birds!”

Sbuby, his jet-black and red cockatiel lands on his shoulder with an inhuman shriek. Damien chuckles and gives him a scritchie.

某ファストフード店のパロディ妄想ObeyMe!

I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees, but this time around I sting like the bees! Heed my one warning, these trees won’t be harmed, cause I am the Lorax and I’m ****ing armed

Seduce Me - Full Chibi Set

I have a need.

piplup grain entrapment

Anyway now I also play Obey me.

You can see the translation of their words down below if you're interested.

Diavolo: Human. Welcome to the hell.

Lucifer: Diavolo, I doubt humans speak Latin these days.

Diavolo: Is that so?

Thank you Smoliv anon for awakening my pokemon hyperfixation~

I got the perfect trainer for the lil guy

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What the heck grandpa part 1

While being bored out of your mind in your room , you decided to go up to the attic . There was really nothing else to do , you didn’t go to school because you didn’t “feel good” but it just turns out that It was just a minor stomachache that passed as soon as you decided to stay home, so in an attempt to at least try to feel like staying home was justified you thought cleaning would be a good use of your time and why not clean the attic while you were at it? Attics are always dusty and kinda dirty so why the heck not ??? Truth be told that after you grandfathers passing you haven’t be there in a while ! HECK! You don’t even remember the last time you been up there . So you gather all the cleaning supplies that you might need , the duster , broom , a damp rag and some cleaning solution and make your way up there. Pulling the little cord that is connected to the stairs and making sure it wouldn’t go through the floor you climb them ,finding it quite odd how you didn’t see any dust particles fly through the air. God you hope that this wasn’t a waste of a trip ... the long flights of stairs that it took to even get close to the floor where the attic was, a dang nightmare! goodness that it’s self was a work out and the stairs that you have to take to get to in the-actual attic are so Heavy you don’t even want to think about lefting the stairs back up. It doesn’t take long for you to get into the dimly lit room and surprise surprise just as you thought ,it’s clean!!!! Not a speck of dirt or even the usual dust bunnies in the corner can be seen!!! What heck!?!? What a waste of time and effort but since you’re up here might as well look around, no harm no foul you suppose. So you put the cleaning supplies down and did exactly that ,you looked around for a bit , and found old photo albums with family and relatives some you didn’t even recognize, just how old are these albums? Your not even gonna think about it. After getting your little Full of looking at all the photo albums with some random people you put them back but just as you were going to turn around you accidentally tripped over a box.... what. The . Freak . How did that even get there???? You decided that glaring at the box while still being on the ground wasn’t a very intimidating stance so you sat up and then glared at the box. How dare it tripped you? On a scale of “I’m telling my father about this” to “Adam!” You were a “so no head?” While still being in vine mode you opened the box but just before you thought about “ roadwork ahead yeah I sure hope it does” you notice something, it was filled with styrofoam peanuts. Hell . Oh HELL YES . These lil bastards were your holy Grail! Who didn’t like them!!!! Elephants probably... while you were digging to see what was under these little guys ,you felt something smooth and cold . When you took some of that Styrofoam peanuts you found 6 glowing glass orbs in a styrofoam holder. Nani? Why does grandpa have these? In any case they look important. They also seem to have a little bits of writing on them? You can’t really tell because of how bright they glowed and how very little light there was up here . But from what you can make of it it looks like a Latin???? You wanted to say what was written on one of the orbs but something kept you from it. Oh well .... looks that mandatory Latin class would have to come in handy later. You couldn’t get over how beautiful these orbs were!! The first orb was Golden yellow that seems to hold the sun it self, the second A red almost pink color , mimics the color of a freshly bloomed rose ,the third a green so earthy that you might’ve mistaken as a model of the earth if it was just showing you the land ,the forth a blue so dark yet vivid that if you were to drop it in the darkest part of the ocean that it would be lost,the fifth a shadowy grey color even calling it gray would be a bit of a stretch but for some reason despite its dark color it’s shines.

Coward

Guys I deleted that post because I didn't have the fucking guts to post the follow-up