Reblog This If You Actually Still Care About Mystic Messenger

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

BBG POSE!!! YIPPI

For those of you who follow the Stuart Semple and Anish Kapoor feud, (which you can read about here) Semple recently had his kickstarter for Black 3.0 100% funded!

Black 3.0 is an updated version to his very popular Black 2.0 which was invented as a way to give the public access to a cheap and effective black that rivals Vantablack, a pigment monoplozied by Anish Kapoor.

(*and no kapoor can’t buy this one either)

I like how they teased Raphael during the whole of S3 and built him up to be this strict, condescending asshole and I mean he is but he's also

just

so

fucking

pathetic

(affectionate)

He's a ratty wet kitten you find in the rain. There's shelter all around you. There's no reason for this kitten to be wet. He's just sitting out in the open crying. You take him home because you're not a monster but you know you could have been taking a completely dry kitten home. There was no reason at all for him to sit in the middle of the sidewalk during a storm and cry except for the fact that the second the first drop of drizzle fell on him he plopped down and started wailing. That's the energy Raphael gives.

Well, anyone can be killed with a wooden stake if you try hard enough

Proof I’m a vampire: very pale, burn easily in sunlight, don’t sleep very much, look the same as i did when i was little

Proof I’m not a vampire: i eat garlic bread, can’t be killed by a wooden stake

I'll give it a try

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

Does Sam not like Fucker because it sounds like him eating pussy?

You’ve left me no choice

(Also lmk if you want a gif version!)

“I want to see the world… But I cannot move”

Reblog the snowman to show him the world.