Reblog If Seduce Me The Otome Has Taken Over Your Life

Fake Pockets: A How To

“I want to see the world… But I cannot move”

Reblog the snowman to show him the world.

*five shiny black lacquered boxes appear on the doorstep of the Anderson mansion. Each one has one of the boys' names engraved on the top. Inside are chocolate replicas of their dicks. Sam's is coated in green candy*

Okay which one of you fucks from the Discord chat last night sent this because if you think I’m gonna make my Boys eat their own dicks cast in chocolate you’re absolutely right down the hatch fuckbois.

I'm sorry I'm a loser and exclusively use mobile tumblr so I can't see the fun checkmarks

AWESOME. NOBODY WATCH IT

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

Solomon rly went and said "Know what? Just use me as your personal seashell."

Mom pick me up im scared

HEY YOU

stop picking at your lip

Luke: Don't tell anyone but... I used to really admire Lucifer back when he was an angel!

MC: Aww!

MC moments later remembering Satan was born at the time of the celestial war and realizing that if Luke remembers Lucifer being an angel then he was alive BEFORE the celestial war and that would mean Luke is technically older than Satan: wait a damn minute......