"kill Them With Kindness" Wrong. Bat Attack

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

a few days ago i was exploring an abandoned mansion and i found an overgrown swimming pool with computers in it

Reblog and put in the tags what songs make you feel sexy in a irredeemable horrible bastard kinda way

wow! congrats, yall!

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

How do you stay so silly in the face of adversity? This year is already shaping up to be the worst of my life and, weirdly, I wish I could just channel your incredible perseverance. How do you stay silly? How do you keep the motivation to even post at all? Through the emos, the witches, the death of the Kermit plush, Bucephalus, the fire, nearly getting crucified, getting cursed, losing the job at KFC, and now the whole ordeal that moving always is. How do you stay you?

I refuse to blink first. I refuse to give my enemies the satisfaction. They would love to watch me crumple in despair, but I will look them in the eyes and stretch my Joker Grin ever further, ever more violently, and ever more gleefully. They may try to force my submission, but they will find I have too many teeth.

happy birthday horses!!!!!

(northern hemisphere)

a very happy birthday to all the northern hemisphere horses

always remember the King James bible was commissioned so James & his husband could get back to boinking in peace without the church getting all up in their business