college is like. i am the stupidest person in the world. i am a god. i am universally loved. these people only tolerate me because they live with me. everyone in this library desires me carnally. i am repulsive. i am myself. i am as far from myself as i have ever been. i am an adult and i have never left the womb.
Seasons Greasons from me and the bingus podes <3
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My favorite part of reading Les Mis is when Victor Hugo says “we must be brief” and then plunges into a 40 page description of the Battle of Waterloo
Moodboard for turning the frickin frogs gay
(have a nice day 💫💫💫)
I hope this is satisfactory :]
adhd is so goddamn annoying and weird cuz why can i not focus on my homework for even a second, even in classes i like, but i've been practicing the same two pages of piano music for five hours and i'm still not ready to quit??
more harrier du bois moodboard
the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we've already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we're the devils hole pupfish of people.
At the age of 16 everyone gets teleported into a small room. In front of you is a table with all kinds of meals from apples to gourmet meats. Whatever you take a bite of will determine what superpower you’ll get. You are the first Person to take a bite of the table itself
God I wish I was crab with knife, I bet crab with knife doesn’t have to deal with pornbots
like for real ben hardy, reblog for cardboard ben hardy, do both for BOTH
Building a home for a toadlet
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