Cosmoscursed​:

YOU   THINK   YOU   CAN   KILL   ME   ?     /    loved by lynn. re est. 2020.

What didn’t kill me gave me an immense amount of trauma

“The little monkey is punching me in the leg, we’d better go. We’re having a picnic in the garden, she’s been very patient.”

not me on the dash for the first time in decades

GENTLE PSA;   the best way to interact with me is through memes.  you could send that thing @ me even though i’ve posted it five months ago and i’d still answer and appreciate it.  it’s hard to think up starters out of the blue unless they’re plotted,  but memes are just good and gives you a general idea of what’s happening.  so please,  if you see a meme on my blog,  SEND THE MEME.

“   if   you   would   hold   STILL   for   a   moment   i’d   be   able   to   get   a   better   look.   how’d   you   get   so   banged   up   anyway?   ”

—— @ihwkeye​

hi guys! me and my friends just made a discord server for a next generation rp and we’re looking for people to join in! it takes about 20 years after endgame! canon and oc kids from both movies and comics are invited, and if yiu want to know more about the plot feel free to message me, @johnscn or @simmcns ! if you wanna join, click the link!

                                  i knew them all once upon a time.                                   they were going to change the world,                                    and then THE WORLD changed them.

 private bobbi morse, jemma simmons and daisy johnson. canon divergent. aos ignorant. loud and annoying. written by lynn, chloe and kita.

little memes for child muses 

send  ( fib )  for your muse to catch mine in a lie

send  ( book )  for your muse to read mine a story

send  ( tuck )  for your muse to tuck mine into bed

send  ( yummy )  for your muse to make mine a meal

send  ( costume )  for your muse to dress up with mine 

send  ( brush )   for your muse to brush my muse’s hair 

send  ( toy )  for my muse to ask yours to play with them

send  ( teach )  for your muse to teach mine a skill — specify 

send  ( gift )  for my muse to bring yours something they made 

send  ( tale )  for my muse to tell yours a wild, make-believe story 

send  ( sweets )  for your muse to catch mine eating too much candy 

send  ( fashion )  for your muse to help mine pick out clothes for the day 

send  ( no )  for your muse to keep mine from doing something dangerous

send  ( scary )  for my muse to ask yours to get rid of the monster under the bed 

*: ･ﾟ✧  stuff my mom has said while on the phone.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed!

“ i think i know why you’re proud of it too. it makes you strong.”

“ my stubbornness only bites me in the ass.”

“ i’m so happy those times when you admit i’m right.”

“ you don’t have to– uhhh… what was i gonna say again?”

“ i don’t know why i’m like that.”

“ you’re not like that.”

“ when it comes to games, you’re pretty determined to win.”

“ you get a little mad when you lose.”

“ i had a little sadistic thought right now.”

“ i should’ve called __ in the middle of the night. said nothing, just hung up.”

“ so you don’t think he’d be concerned?”

“ there’s something called ‘house-cold.’ ask anyone, they’ll say yes.”

“ why did i put it down in the drawer again when i’m gonna take it with me?”

“ it’s raining.”

“ i hope i don’t lose you.”

“ wow! today it’s not wet on the inside of the window!”

“ i find that very strange.”

“ it was very wet yesterday.”

“ i don’t understand anything.”

“ i can’t swim in, but maybe a bird can.”

“ don’t you hear me?”

“ i tend to disappear around here.”

“ it’s foggy as fuck here.”

“ it’s not foggy at all there? that’s unfair.”

“ do you have an explanation for that? like, a physical explanation?”

“ those cows, you know? i drove past them.”

“ i drove past a garbage bin.”

“ now i’m at the mail boxes.”

“ we called it the moose-road.”

“ they said it would take some time.”

“ don’t you pay attention to what happen?”

“ now you can guess!”

“ oh, hi cows!”

“ they’re normal milk-cows. what you think is normal cows.”

“ i’m so impressed by cats lately.”

“ it wasn’t like that when i was young.”

“ i’m very proud of how they’ve learned from development.”

“ the reason i said oh my god was because of a crow.”

“ it didn’t fly. it jumped really weird. like, sideways.”

“ i’m not allowed.”

“ i had some problems.”

“ i don’t understand shit.”

“ same place as yesterday, you disappeared.”

“ not again! why the same place? what’s wrong with this place?”

“ so satisfied with yourself.”

“ why am i blinking? i don’t understand why i’m blinking.”

“ what are you laughing at, you hen?”

“ i know you. i know when you’re mischievous.”

“ i know you’re trying to stay serious.”

“ does water sound like moose?”

“ i thought i was a boring-stick.”

“ i can’t call ‘youtube’, ‘facebook.’ how old am i?”

“ i never say anything funny, never do anything funny.”

“ shit. shit shit shit shit shit!”

“ first of all, i exited the car, and secondly,  i– FUCK!”

“ awww, so cute you are, doggie!”

“ there. there. there. uhhhh… there.”

“ thanks for the compliment.”

“ GARBAGE BINS!!”

“ when i’ve heard of hybris, i’ts been hybrid wolves.”