“The Little Monkey Is Punching Me In The Leg, We’d Better Go. We’re Having A Picnic In The Garden,

*: ･ﾟ✧  stuff my mom has said while on the phone.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed!

“ i think i know why you’re proud of it too. it makes you strong.”

“ my stubbornness only bites me in the ass.”

“ i’m so happy those times when you admit i’m right.”

“ you don’t have to– uhhh… what was i gonna say again?”

“ i don’t know why i’m like that.”

“ you’re not like that.”

“ when it comes to games, you’re pretty determined to win.”

“ you get a little mad when you lose.”

“ i had a little sadistic thought right now.”

“ i should’ve called __ in the middle of the night. said nothing, just hung up.”

“ so you don’t think he’d be concerned?”

“ there’s something called ‘house-cold.’ ask anyone, they’ll say yes.”

“ why did i put it down in the drawer again when i’m gonna take it with me?”

“ it’s raining.”

“ i hope i don’t lose you.”

“ wow! today it’s not wet on the inside of the window!”

“ i find that very strange.”

“ it was very wet yesterday.”

“ i don’t understand anything.”

“ i can’t swim in, but maybe a bird can.”

“ don’t you hear me?”

“ i tend to disappear around here.”

“ it’s foggy as fuck here.”

“ it’s not foggy at all there? that’s unfair.”

“ do you have an explanation for that? like, a physical explanation?”

“ those cows, you know? i drove past them.”

“ i drove past a garbage bin.”

“ now i’m at the mail boxes.”

“ we called it the moose-road.”

“ they said it would take some time.”

“ don’t you pay attention to what happen?”

“ now you can guess!”

“ oh, hi cows!”

“ they’re normal milk-cows. what you think is normal cows.”

“ i’m so impressed by cats lately.”

“ it wasn’t like that when i was young.”

“ i’m very proud of how they’ve learned from development.”

“ the reason i said oh my god was because of a crow.”

“ it didn’t fly. it jumped really weird. like, sideways.”

“ i’m not allowed.”

“ i had some problems.”

“ i don’t understand shit.”

“ same place as yesterday, you disappeared.”

“ not again! why the same place? what’s wrong with this place?”

“ so satisfied with yourself.”

“ why am i blinking? i don’t understand why i’m blinking.”

“ what are you laughing at, you hen?”

“ i know you. i know when you’re mischievous.”

“ i know you’re trying to stay serious.”

“ does water sound like moose?”

“ i thought i was a boring-stick.”

“ i can’t call ‘youtube’, ‘facebook.’ how old am i?”

“ i never say anything funny, never do anything funny.”

“ shit. shit shit shit shit shit!”

“ first of all, i exited the car, and secondly,  i– FUCK!”

“ awww, so cute you are, doggie!”

“ there. there. there. uhhhh… there.”

“ thanks for the compliment.”

“ GARBAGE BINS!!”

“ when i’ve heard of hybris, i’ts been hybrid wolves.”

     “   more   than   SURPRISED.   how   on   earth   are   you   here   right   now?   how’d   you   even   know   what   was   going   on?   ”

                          “    if   i   didn’t   know   any   better   ,   i   would   think   you’re   surprised   to   see   me   right   now        ”     /    @simmcns​

*looks out my window and sees the moon* hi baby

tag drop 2 🤠

cosmoscursed​:

eyes  drift  up  from  his  padd,  “you  had  me  at  dinner.  but  is  this  going  to  be  about  types  of  plankton  again  ??  i  can’t  sit  through  that  a  second  time,  jemma.  “  

brows   furrowed   and   her   back   straightened   from   where   she’d   been   perched   over   a   microscope   to   meet   his   gaze.   “   no,   it’s   a   new   one.   about   cuttlefish.   but   even   if   it   was,   that   one   was   fascinating!   ”   she   frowned.   “   as   if   you’d   pick   anything   better!   i   could   hardly   stay   awake   last   time   you   were   in   charge.   ”

j u s t   c r a s h,   i t ’ s   o u r   t i m e   n o w

like my status for a lil starter 

cosmoscursed​:

another  groan  accompanies  her  words,  fitz  turning  his  body  to  face  jemma  on  the  floor,  only  lifting  up  the  pillow  so  he  could  see  what  she  was  doing,  “  we’re  out  of  prosciutto. “  

     “   oh,   fitz,   ”   she   sighed   with   a   shake   of   her   head.   the   fond   smile   broke   through   as   she   propped   her   chin   up   in   her   hand   and   looked   up   at   him.   “   is   that   really   worth   all   the   dramatics?   we’ll   get   more   soon,   i’m   sure.   ”

hi friends im so sorry i disappeared i’m gonna be pretty low low activity the next like week ??? maybe less ?? because my housemates are finally returning and i haven’t seen them since like november/december and we’re hanging out a lot :D so sorry if i’m currently leaving u hanging on im’s/threads i promise i will be back soon but until then feel free to hmu for my disc/ord bc i probs won’t be around my laptop much to be on the dash

“   i   need   some   advice.   ”

—— @mrsc​