Silver-linings3 - Zenith

Adoption for Infinite Realms ghosts is very lackadaisical. Basically, if one party says "You're my parent/child!" and the other one agrees, it's official.

This is an issue for any Infinite Realms being that isn't super familiar with the Infinite Realms rules, who lives with humans, who are also not familiar with Infinite Realms rules.

Like Ellie. Or Danny. Or Vlad.

(Dan was fully dead once so he actually does know this.)

This isn't a problem until it is.

Ellie, thirty and trying to keep a low profile while she beats the crap out of alien invaders, is hit by someone.

Not by a punch though, it was more of a 'they were thrown into me' situation.

It's Superboy II, the little one. Elie's pretty sure he isn't supposed to be out here in this fight.

Also he's a little concussed.

"M...mom...run..."

"I see. So you are the boys mother. We have been searching for you."

Ellie feels something try to click into place.

"Yeah, sure. He's my kid."

With a snap, that something not only falls into place, but locks into place.

And with that, almost uncontrollable rage.

Ellie is done holding back.

"And you just made a huge mistake."

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Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

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Can you imagine if the reason why Damian thought Bruce would be taller is because of Jason Built-like-a-tank Todd...

Damian is this kid training in the league and one day sees this absolute monster of a man just walking around.

Two hundred twenty-something pounds of muscle, a towering six feet AND some... Damian is used to having to look up to see people in the eyes. This guy could be crouching down, and they still wouldn't be at eye level.

Like mathematically, pythagorically, Damian has to be at 2 ft of distance or Jason is not seeing his ass. His mother says "He's still got some growing up to do" and Damian is like "More??!"

And well, if that tree in disguise was Robin, then naturally Batman must be like at least a head taller. Right?

Cut to show day, Damian has this image of Todd in his mind, distorted by time and the perception of a kid. And he's comparing that to Bruce, genuinely confused, like "Where's the rest of ya?".

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.