Streamers Say 'mods' The Same Way A Medieval Lord Would Say 'guards'

Sorry LA Knight, my dearest, but CONGRATS TO JACOB FATU!!!

joe hendry's really going to every wwe show to get beaten up :(

i love how randy be bodying mfs and then hit his pose like an emote 😭😭😭 he’d kill ur entire bloodline then b4 he gets arrested he’d pull that pose

getting to that time of the year where the sun will straight up project childhood memories onto your bedroom wall at about 3 or 4 pm

Can you imagine if the reason why Damian thought Bruce would be taller is because of Jason Built-like-a-tank Todd...

Damian is this kid training in the league and one day sees this absolute monster of a man just walking around.

Two hundred twenty-something pounds of muscle, a towering six feet AND some... Damian is used to having to look up to see people in the eyes. This guy could be crouching down, and they still wouldn't be at eye level.

Like mathematically, pythagorically, Damian has to be at 2 ft of distance or Jason is not seeing his ass. His mother says "He's still got some growing up to do" and Damian is like "More??!"

And well, if that tree in disguise was Robin, then naturally Batman must be like at least a head taller. Right?

Cut to show day, Damian has this image of Todd in his mind, distorted by time and the perception of a kid. And he's comparing that to Bruce, genuinely confused, like "Where's the rest of ya?".

will you be the new pope

I’d say yes but I don’t want JD Vance to get me

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(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)