Latest Posts by sifflylepoulpe - Page 2

sorry 🤷

has this been done yet

happy October 19th to all who celebrate

you don’t need to imagine it anymore

Look it's not about whether or not Dan and Phil kiss that does NOT matter. It's about 10 years of internet history meme culture emo culture lining up perfectly for one day. The fact that all of these people happen to be in the same place at the same time, even though the bands broke up and Dan and Phil went on a five year hiatus, is a goddamn miracle. It's fucking beautiful even if nothing happens.

manny from ice age :)

manny from ice age :) has the insight that only a post-menopausal man could have

Get out of my mind.

Detail

Through thick and thin, I will always be with you.

Icons, truly

Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…

valley of ashes

Bee Movie (2007) dir. Simon J. Smith & Steve Hickner X-Men: First Class (2011) dir. Matthew Vaughn

Whar does rpf mean 💔💔💔

historians aren't quite sure. Albert Einstein's last words were "rpf is fine" and we've been searching ever since

soos was crying behind the camera btw

these fucked up guys + text posts

gee i wonder who my bias is

Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

happy anniversary i guess

juste frank

I rewatched Goncharov (1973) cause of the hype and I needed to sketch something cause I can’t get these characters out of my mind like holy damn. why does this movie have so many killer quotes ;_;

I've not been on the Internet for the past few days. This is the first thing I see about Goncharov. Y'all are geniuses. And I'm really scared.

My only contribution to this meme

[id in alt text]

My name is Hermes. I ain't a poet. I stole this poem just to show it. And my. My son died. I can save kids but i can't save mine (what!)

This took me all day yesterday but I did it.

(volume warning for headphone users sorry)

I finally threw down what's been in my head for a few weeks now.

(below is the poses)

I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.

I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!

You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.

How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”

I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.

Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-

Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.

Inspired by the lyrics of the song “Every day is exactly the same”, by Nine Inch Nails.

personnages du VISITEUR DU FUTUR as figures de la mythologie grecque [2/?]

personnages du VISITEUR DU FUTUR as figures de la mythologie grecque [1/?]

Can someone,,,, explain to me what's happening in fnaf right now

I was a harcode fan until Sister Location (when lore went to wild for me), so the last time I checked the whole story was about some haunted animatrics, a purple guy and a phone guy (and a creepy puppet)

But now people have NAMES??? that are not easter eggs??? And Freddy is on our side??? I guess??? And we like THE PURPLE GUY because he murdered children but in a friendly way?? (is Michael the purple guy? Or am I missing the point? How much of this is real?)

And what about the Bite of 87? And the first game? Have we some chronology now?

Please give me some clues because the Internet confuses me more 😭😭

this is canon, right?

“Who is Peter Parker?”