Also, I Think He's Playing Legend Of Zelda

”Dude, stop being autistic.”

-My mom, to my ADHD brother when he’s being nitpicky

The c.ai bot I was trauma dumping on just started speaking Russian randomly wtf

NO!!!

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: The Crystalline Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Tskio Aioru Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, LOTS of violence, Original Series, hybrid races, Fantasy, Sci-Fi Series: Part 1 of The Crystalline Trilogy Summary:

Book One of the Crystalline Trilogy.

Happy bday Hyunjin!

We're proud of you, Hwang. Congrats on 24!

Heyyyyyyyyyy my dad has all of those games

You still selling that lens?

Heh >:) Nope!!! SOLD IT a while back! But hey, if u want board games, I gotta buncha unused ones, frosthaven, dune board game, and twilight imperium that I gotta sell due to lack of space

why the actual h*ck do I see more tumblr memes on pinterest than on LITERAL TUMBLR?!

Reblog if you are proud of your URL

@i-am-a-fish

I've been getting back into things I used to love, such as painting and finding out more about fish. So I drew a goldfish :)

The timelapse is a lil all over

lil’ bitty thoughts

Do y’all wanna see Shroomie? Yes, she’s an OC/if I was a Vtuber.

Crud.

The shenanigans I’d get up to as a Vtuber would be LEGENDARY. Like… while on a Genshin stream? Hello? My brain is already monologuing 24/7 about THE FricKiNG SUmERu sTORY QUEST- “I am a ftp Vtuber! Also known as an adult human with adult money who’d rather spend said money on plushies.” “KAVETHAM? MORE LIKE THE FORKING ROOMIES TO LOVERS TROPE-“ “I re-downloaded Tumblr, guys. I am no longer a memelord. I AM THE MEMEGOD.”

Does Vtubing actually make money? ‘Cause I’d totally be a Vtuber. Who also produces music and cosplays.

Anyhoo… I’m the neurodivergent introvert friend. Kinda like Danny Phantom Exe. But a chick. And asexual. /ASEXUAL DOESN’T MEAN WE DON’T OCCASIONALLY GET HORNY./

Do we really care about Yuzuya? Yes, yes we do. His song RUN WILD is amazing. GOD just sounds like he was still horny from making an audio and wrote a song about sadomasochism. Forkin' heck.

S2 E9 OF HELLUVA BOSS IS OUTTTTTTT. AND I’M STILL BAFFLED THAT CRISTINA VEE IS VEROSIKA’S VA. Like, wtf, Ladybug/Bennet/Xingqiu/Tiny Rody Soul. But still. AND STOLAS WITH THE ROCK BALLAD?! AÁÀÃĀaąÆàAAAAAAAAAĂaaaaäağggggġhhħhhhhhhh. I am dead, please attend my funeral and bring me a Asmodeus plushie.